The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Evolver » Tue Jan 30, 2018 3:07 pm

I guess I have to pick the Deflatriots, too.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:29 pm

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:59 pm

:bricks: Conference Championship Round Standings:

466 izittrue GB (7), Oak (6), Car (13), KC (14), Den (5), LaR (15), NO (15), ATL (16), ItR (7), Buf (9), Ten (10), IJB (345)

184 Evolver NO (15), Hou (4), GB (7), LaC (9), KC (14), Ten (15), Phi (23), LaR (15), Pit (17), Jac (24), Car (13), Buf (9), MP (1), Min (14)

172.5 Pyrrho NO (15), Hou (4), Was (7), Det (11.5), Car (13), ATL (16), LaC (9), Cin (7), Buf (11), Sea (9), Pit (17), Ten (15), GB (7), ItR (2), LaR (11), Min (14)

169 Enchantress NYG (3), Phi (23), Hou (4), Was (7), Den (5), Buf (11), Ten (15), NO (15), ATL (16), IRB (5), Min (23), LaR (15) , Car (11), Jac (12)
167 Doctor X NYG (3), Hou (4), Min (23), MP (9), Was (7), Buf (11), Dal (9), NO (15), Car (13), ItR (7), Sea (9), ATL (16), LaR (15), Ten (10), Jac (12)

159.5 shemp Sea (9), GB (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), Mia (6), Bal (11.5), LaR (15), MP (1), Pit (17), Buf (11), Phi (23), Car (11), Ten (10), ItR (2), Jac (12)
154.5 Radrick Sea (9), Det (11.5), Was (7), Hou (4), Jac (24), ATL (16), NO (15), Phi (23), LaR (15), Buf (11), ItR (4), Ten (10), MP (1)
153 Anaxagoras NYJ (5), Min (23), Hou (4), Dal (9), Ten (15), NO (15), Car (13), Pit (17), ATL (16), Phi (23), Buf (9)

124 Wildcat Dal (9), Was (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), Mia (6), GB (7), Min (23), MP (1), Pit (17), Car (13), Buf (9), Ten (10), ItR (2)
122 Grammatron Sea (9), Ind (4), Cin (7), Min (23), Chi (5), Dal (9), NO (15), LaC (9), Ten (15), ItR (7), LaR (15)

114.5 gnome Sea (9), GB (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), KC (14), Ten (15), Bal (11.5), Car (13), LaR (11), Min (14)

59.5 Mentat Det (11.5), TB (5), ATL (16), Den (5), Mia (6), Hou (4), Sea (9), MP (1), ItR (2)

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby shemp » Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:27 am

I'll take Charlie Weaver to block.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Grammatron » Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:56 am

Flats to lose

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:38 pm

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Evolver » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:00 pm

Gronk has cleared the concussion protocol.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:01 am

The "squares" guy has prowled the office and has cornered quite a few "marks."
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Grammatron » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:58 am

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:13 am

Sadly, I would have gotten all of those. I would have expected something like "who held the record for most balls dropped by a Green Bay punter in 1969" or "who impregnated the most cheerleaders during the commercial break in Super Bowl 31."

The answer, of course, to both is Your M . . . no . . . wait . . . here is something shiny! :hyper:

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby izittrue » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:50 pm

It’s time for the jinx to weigh in. I think eagles played exceptionally well against the Viqueens, but it seems the Patriots know how to win and have been to the big dance before. So I will have to go with the eagles. Sorry Doc X but I may have just jinxed your team.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby gnome » Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:32 pm

Is there a picks grid? I can only find the last one.
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Postby Grammatron » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:11 pm

Doctor X wrote:Sadly, I would have gotten all of those. I would have expected something like "who held the record for most balls dropped by a Green Bay punter in 1969" or "who impregnated the most cheerleaders during the commercial break in Super Bowl 31."

The answer, of course, to both is Your M . . . no . . . wait . . . here is something shiny! :hyper:

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A few of those questions were almost "give me's" to anyone who has ever watched a football game. Impressive that they found 3 people who never saw one game.
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Postby Grammatron » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:38 pm

Interesting article for those who like the game of football. Player Tribune has some very great contribution from all the major sports as well. Highly recommend.

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/von-m ... -patriots/

Hold up, hold up … we might have to change the title of this article. It’s a little misleading. Maybe we should go back and just call it Football 101. Is it too late for that? Because to beat the Patriots, you gotta do the little things right. And more than anything, you just gotta keep it simple.

When we play the Patriots, this is the game plan:

Sack Tom Brady.

That’s it.

End of article.

We good here?

Nah, nah … there’s more to it than that, of course. But let’s start there because when you play the Patriots, getting to Tom Brady is where everything starts.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:45 pm

Nerds, Gram, they are nerds.

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Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:27 pm

Indeed.

Getting to Tom Brady is like trying to beat King Koopa in the final stage on Super Mario Bros.
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Postby shemp » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:25 am

Hey! I do not shelve shit! I keep it in a safe!
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:04 pm

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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