Soon--Parte the Fourth

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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Grammatron » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:57 am

But what is your boob situation like...asking for science
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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:28 am

He deals with all of us boobs on this forum every day
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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Doctor X » Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:39 am

Does he expect a booby prize?

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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Doctor X » Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:51 pm

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Diehard 8-Year-Old Buffalo Bills Fan Showing Early Signs Of Masochism

WEST SENECA, NY—Expressing a mixture of alarm and heartache over the boy’s recently discovered disorder, the parents of diehard 8-year-old Buffalo Bills fan Cody Brenner told reporters Tuesday that their son had begun showing early signs of masochism. “A year ago we identified the first stages of his condition, and it’s been absolutely devastating as a parent to see our little boy struggling with something like this,” said the boy’s mother Julia, noting with sadness that the little boy’s self-flagellation includes watching the entirety of every Bills preseason game, regularly checking their official team Twitter page, and, in perhaps the most tragic and definitive confirmation of his disorder, recently purchasing a Tyrod Taylor poster to proudly display in his bedroom. “I thought something might be wrong when Cody made himself so angry by obsessively rewatching clips of the Bills blowing late-game leads last year, but it was his insistence that they’re going to be good this season in the face of all objective reasoning that confirmed his masochism for me. I want to help him, but we’ve been told there’s very little we can do. I just hope he can stay strong, because he will most likely be dealing with this for the rest of his life.” The boy’s grief-stricken mother added that it was hard not to blame the boy’s condition on his father, a sadist who likely inflicted his longtime Bills fandom on his son.
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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Evolver » Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:58 pm

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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Mentat » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:10 pm

As an interesting tidbit, the program that got me my current job started as a spinoff of my scripts for the 2009 challenge. Football is serious business.

So suck it, Grammatron. :p
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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Grammatron » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:11 pm

What boob am I sucking?
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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Mentat » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:14 pm

I would say one of Lister's, but I'm afraid he might like that a little too much.
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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Captain » Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:06 pm

You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.

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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Carr » Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:05 am

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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:11 am

...spends a night in the box.
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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Carr » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:27 am

I hope you ain't gonna be a hard case!
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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby izittrue » Sat Aug 26, 2017 3:58 pm

We have an it? Izittrue?
I'm in. Itz the Bears year to win 6 games
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Re: Soon--Parte the Fourth

Postby Doctor X » Mon Aug 28, 2017 5:06 am

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
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