The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby gnome » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:28 pm

shemp wrote:
gnome wrote:We're hoping for NFL officials to make a decision of conscience and refuse to certify the results of previous games.


I've heard there are "alternative scores" for those games, and that Cleveland and L.A. will be playing the Super Bowl.


That's just what the lamestream fake news wants you to think, it's really going to be the Bears vs. the Red Sox. Alex Jones said so!
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:47 am

shemp wrote:
gnome wrote:We're hoping for NFL officials to make a decision of conscience and refuse to certify the results of previous games.


I've heard there are "alternative scores" for those games, and that Cleveland and L.A. will be playing the Super Bowl.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby shemp » Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:25 am

I will, of course, complete the contest by choosing the Failcons to lose the Stupor Bowl.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:10 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Evolver » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:37 pm

My only choice is The Paytreats.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Evolver » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:52 pm

Wait. I missed a game.
AFC to lose this weekend.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:03 pm

Evolver wrote:Wait. I missed a game.
AFC to lose this weekend.


I belive you are mistaken sir, there's no football this week
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Evolver » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:18 pm

You are technically correct. I was making a prediction for tomorrow's Unwatchable Bowl.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:41 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:48 pm

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby shemp » Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:52 pm

Failcons
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby izittrue » Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:01 pm

Who will win the puppy bowl?
I think this game should be good. Since the Patriots are making football great again and although I'm not a fan of president beaver grab I'll have to go with fail-cons
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby shemp » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:09 pm

Super Bowl Sunday. The most manly day of the year. And the most manly thing a man can do on the most manly day of the year is:

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And certainly NO Puppy Bowl, Kitten Bowl, nor flipping of other men's meat!
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:17 pm

We all agreed, shemp, not to mention izittrue's Life Style Choices.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:23 pm

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby izittrue » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:49 pm

Doctor X wrote:We all agreed, shemp, not to mention izittrue's Life Style Choices.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby izittrue » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:05 pm

My old high school friend is in charge of the Houston Super Bowl. She's doing an amazing job.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:48 am

Calling the patient.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby izittrue » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:52 am

I am a jinx.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:10 am

No, it is sort of how I expected it to go, actually. Atlanta is a very good offense. Pats would have to keep pace and let their--on paper--superior defense make Atlanta one dimensional. What they could not do is give up the equivalent of 28 points in turnovers. Bad fumble getting close to the red zone and a "what the fuck were you looking at?" pick six . . . in the red zone. Erases 6-14 and gives 14 to the other team.

They did.

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Now that I think about it, this is similar to what happened to Denver versus Seattle. Granted, Seattle was known for their defense, certainly. One thing Denver could not do was . . . cough up the ball and give up a safety and end up behind.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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