Soon--Parte the Third

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Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:51 pm

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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Grammatron » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:56 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by gnome » Tue Aug 02, 2016 4:57 pm

This will be my year, I know it!!
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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 02, 2016 5:03 pm

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by izittrue » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:51 pm

This is next year already? Go Cubs. Er I mean Da Bearz
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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:40 am

Guess I will be picking the Cowboys a lot...

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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 16, 2016 6:14 am

That is awesome.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Tiosylanyl » Tue Aug 16, 2016 5:25 pm

I sent that to the wife. I will be sleeping on the couch for the next week I'd wager.

Nyarl, did you actually theive that from the NFL Memes FB page, or come across it somewhere else? The page is great to have up while watching football on Sundays.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 16, 2016 5:40 pm

A cousin of mine shared it on Facebook.
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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Grammatron » Tue Aug 16, 2016 6:07 pm

The most important thing is LA has a team in NFL again. Now I can enjoy a home team crushing dreams in one more sports league. Yay.
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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 16, 2016 6:19 pm

Maybe that's why I am not really that into sports. I don't really have a home team to root for. The closest thing we have to a professional sports team, hereabouts, is a minor league baseball team. I fucking hate baseball.
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Post by Grammatron » Tue Aug 16, 2016 6:50 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Maybe that's why I am not really that into sports. I don't really have a home team to root for. The closest thing we have to a professional sports team, hereabouts, is a minor league baseball team. I fucking hate baseball.


It certainly helps. I doubt I would be that much into sports if I wasn't living in a major hub with successful franchises.
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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:33 pm

Must I remind that, like the Internet, Sports is Serious Business?

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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:38 pm

All I know is that our local ball club is "The Reno Aces." "Aces", I have come to find out. I a slang term for "Asexuals"

This amuses me greatly.
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Post by Grammatron » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:00 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:All I know is that our local ball club is "The Reno Aces." "Aces", I have come to find out. I a slang term for "Asexuals"

This amuses me greatly.


First I hear of this. How many Asexuals exist to justify this term?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:02 pm

I have no idea how many exist. I just know that some do. And "aces" is a term they use.
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Post by Grammatron » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:06 pm

I was going to suggest someone was pulling your leg, but then I've stumbled on to the link below and now I don't know anything anymore.

http://cupcakearrow.tumblr.com/acearothings
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Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:36 am

Must be one of those new usages. I never heard it either. It may or may not catch on more generally. Probably not. I'm sure that's not what your baseball team had in mind when choosing their nickname anyway.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:17 pm

I am sure it wasn't, I am 99% positive it is an allusion to gambling. Just amuses me is all.
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Re: Soon--Parte the Third

Post by Evolver » Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:12 pm

They were probably shortening it from "The Fargin' Ace Holes"
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