For all you wankers

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For all you wankers

Post by Witness » Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:55 am

"Sports & Recreation" should be the right place. :D
‘GuyFi’ booth brings welcome relief to overworked men in NYC

January 14, 2016

With a staggering 80 per cent of Americans saying they suffer from workplace stress, award-winning sex toy brand Hot Octopuss has launched the world’s first ‘GuyFi’ male stress relief booth in Manhattan.

According to Time Out, a remarkable 39% of New Yorkers ‘self-soothe’ in the workplace to alleviate stress. Hot Octopuss has created the GuyFi booth to take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves.
http://www.digitalnewsroom.co.uk/hotoctopuss/guyfi/

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Post by Bruce » Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:43 am

That's beautiful.

Your honor, my client was wrongfully terminated based on a misunderstanding. He's not a pervert or a slacker. He suffers from workplace stress and was merely seeking treatment that his former employer refused to provide.....
Such potential!

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Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:54 am

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:33 pm

Remember the sex-o-phone?

Yes it was fiction (and a joke), but it will happen.
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Post by Harte » Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:53 pm

I once used a dictaphone.
My own, of course.

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Post by gnome » Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:03 am

If it didn't involve potatoes, I'm not interested.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:15 am

Gee you guys are weird. :mrgreen:
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Post by Bruce » Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:20 am

gnome wrote:If it didn't involve potatoes, I'm not interested.
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Such potential!