Get over yourself, Johnny Football

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jul 01, 2016 11:15 am

Yes, but ultimately a pox on him.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Ben Trovado » Fri Jul 01, 2016 8:46 pm

"Life is hard. It's even harder when you are stupid."
- Jackie Brown, The Friends of Eddie Coyle.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:58 pm

Arena football league likes him.

If that falls through there's always the WWE.
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Oct 22, 2017 4:09 pm

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Former ... 54213.html

Former NFL quarterback and Texas A&M standout, Johnny Manziel will be at Aggieland Outfitters located at 303 University Drive E, in College Station for a meet and greet.

The event will be held Friday, Oct. 20, from 4 p.m. - 7 p.m. The meet and greet is free to the public and will be first come, first serve.


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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by shemp » Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:47 pm

Did anyone show up, other than bill collectors, bail bondsmen or paternity suit lawyers?
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Doctor X » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:19 pm

Pete Rose.

With a card table.

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