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Re: Roseanne reboot

Postby Witness » Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:02 am



I suppose that's the same "roseanne"?

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Re: Roseanne reboot

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:48 am

They can still salvage the show by just changing a few letters

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Re: Roseanne reboot

Postby sparks » Sat Jun 02, 2018 6:40 am

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Re: Roseanne reboot

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Re: Roseanne reboot

Postby shemp » Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:49 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:According to Roseanne herself, it was the Ambien talking


That's just part of her shtick, as it might be Dean Martin and alcohol. 8)


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Re: Roseanne reboot

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:53 am

Not Tweeted of course, but ... :P

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Re: Roseanne reboot

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:01 pm

So word on! the street is they're going to continue the show without Roseassne.

The focus will be the struggles of her lesbian single mom daughter.

If they put her in a wheelchair it will be a bigger hit.

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Re: Roseanne reboot

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:41 pm

Rob Lister wrote: If they put her in a wheelchair it will be a bigger hit.


Especially if they do lots of cripple-in-a-wheelchair gags like with that cop character on Family Guy. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Roseanne reboot

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:19 am

Maybe they could kill her off like they killed off Dan??



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Re: Roseanne reboot

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:08 pm

I'd actually watch it if they replaced her with a robot.

But not like that little girl robot in Small Wonder.

It's gotta be a real robot looking robot.

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