The Horror Thread!

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Re: The Horror Thread!

Postby sparks » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:05 am

This may be old news, but I just saw 'Alien Covenant' on HBO.

My stern advice: Do not waste your time.



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Re: The Horror Thread!

Postby Doctor X » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:29 am

Yeaaaaaaahhhhh . . . he sort of "found" Junior and he has not made a good movie since The Duelists.

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Re: The Horror Thread!

Postby Doctor X » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:40 am

The Japanese Korean Horror Stories.

Homage to Your Hammer Vignette with a nice set-up: a mute serial killer captures a girl who stays alive by telling horror stories to him. Nicely done.

Girl is to marry Super Hot Plastic Surgeon. Her Step Mother wants her own daughter to replace her. That daughter has plastic surgery to look more like Girl.

Too bad Super Hot actually eats his wives. . . . They should have wondered why he had six prior.

Too bad the Girl does not know this either when she tries to stop her step-sister. . . .


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Re: The Horror Thread!

Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:12 pm

Somehow lost track of this thread

I will check out Hell Girl. Got lots of time on my hands of late.
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Re: The Horror Thread!

Postby ed » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:21 pm

Doctor X wrote:The Japanese Korean Horror Stories.

Homage to Your Hammer Vignette with a nice set-up: a mute serial killer captures a girl who stays alive by telling horror stories to him. Nicely done.

Girl is to marry Super Hot Plastic Surgeon. Her Step Mother wants her own daughter to replace her. That daughter has plastic surgery to look more like Girl.

Too bad Super Hot actually eats his wives. . . . They should have wondered why he had six prior.

Too bad the Girl does not know this either when she tries to stop her step-sister. . . .


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Re: The Horror Thread!

Postby sparks » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:02 pm

ed just flew into town on a throw rug.

Again. :)
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Re: The Horror Thread!

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:28 pm

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Re: The Horror Thread!

Postby Doctor X » Tue May 01, 2018 12:35 am

Horror movies, not bad movies.

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Re: The Horror Thread!

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed May 09, 2018 6:46 am

Recently saw Get Out, which was not bad.

See it when it comes to a streaming service near you.
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Re: The Horror Thread!

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:07 am

It Follows [He lives three years ago.--Ed.]

Hey!

Above average.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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