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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:41 pm

You're quick, Witness! I just edited my post to add the Wiki link.

We like our pubs so much in Manchester that we move them around rather than knocking them down. :)
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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Post by ed » Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:49 pm

Moth eaten, verminous, pustule ridden, vile, glistening nauseous pubs. Horrid and dank and miserable. Spectacularly ignorable.

fag, go fuck yourself.
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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:35 pm

ed wrote:Moth eaten, verminous, pustule ridden, vile, glistening nauseous pubs. Horrid and dank and miserable. Spectacularly ignorable.

fag, go fuck yourself.
There, there, dear heart. I've sent you some of these by emergency courier.

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Post by Witness » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:04 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:You're quick, Witness!
Hu?!?

And now Anax will put some horrible far eastern curse on me! :x

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ed wrote:Moth eaten, verminous, pustule ridden, vile, glistening nauseous pubs. Horrid and dank and miserable. Spectacularly ignorable.

fag, go fuck yourself.
I understand, life is soooo unsafe outside of a McD or a Starbucks. :lmao:

That being said, from my first stay in Ireland I came back with this travel note: "In a real pub all surfaces are a tad sticky."

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Post by Witness » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:10 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Shambles Square, Manchester.

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Well done, old man! :figamagee:

Reminds me that I did some drawing in Venice, I'll post something in the ad hoc thread.

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Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:53 pm

I'm not old, I'm 51. And you could have called me Dennis....
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Post by Witness » Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:07 pm

:lmao:

Hey, it was meant as an affectionate teaser.

And I will call you Dionysius, "follower of (the beer wine god) Dionysos". :wink:

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Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:56 pm

Christ on a crutch. Now he's giving me ancient Greek lessons.

I thought I'd escaped those when I left school.

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Nov 04, 2017 4:21 am

I didn't know you were called, "Dennis."

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Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:19 pm

Is the correct answer.

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Post by shemp » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:33 pm

Dennis? I always thought your name was Hippolyte Fortescue Throckmorton III.
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Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:00 am

shemp, my real name is almost as embarrassingly silly, but not quite.

Plus, I have at least three coats of arms I'm entitled to wear in addition to the gobsmackingly Scottish right to wear a woman's skirt in public.

Without being laughed at.

In Scotland.

With my porridge and spurtle.

So suck it up, numbnuts.
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Post by shemp » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:57 am

I've worn a woman's skirt in public many times! But perhaps I've said too much.
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Post by Doctor X » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:51 am

It is spelled "Hippolyte Fortescue Throckmorton III," but it is pronounced "Throat-warbler Mangrove!"

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Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:16 pm

Bloody peasant.

Or should that be bloody pedantic arsehole.

I forget.

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:34 am

What I object to is how you immediately treat me as an inferior.

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Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:43 am

Well, I am your king.

Wibble.
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:20 pm

Ploppy, son of Ploppy, the Jailer?

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:43 pm

Doctor X wrote:What I object to is how you immediately treat me as an inferior.

--J.D.
I think we're all a little guilty of that here.

Mea culpa.