Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

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Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 12, 2018 2:06 am

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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by Rob Lister » Sat May 12, 2018 3:33 am

My mom is dead.

I blame Trump.

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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by shemp » Sat May 12, 2018 10:08 pm

Give your mother a facial.



















What???
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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by sparks » Sat May 12, 2018 11:47 pm

Oh you sick fucks. Burning in hell you are.
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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by shemp » Sun May 13, 2018 12:47 am

Not yet! :flamingevil:
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by Doctor X » Sun May 13, 2018 3:43 am

Too easy.










Your Mom of course.

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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by shemp » Sun May 13, 2018 1:45 pm

I gave your mom a can of Raid for her crotch lice.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Post by Doctor X » Sun May 13, 2018 2:49 pm

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Post by shemp » Sun May 13, 2018 5:04 pm

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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by The Joker » Sun May 13, 2018 10:01 pm

Relax! I'm only gonna burn my half.

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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by Skeeve » Mon May 14, 2018 2:10 am

From the "penny for your THOT's' Department:

The woman who invented Mother's Day came to hate it
CNN)Mother's Day means big business for retailers. This year is no different -- shoppers will spend an average of $180 per mom.

If you hate all of the commercialization behind the day that celebrates moms, imagine how Anna Jarvis would feel now.
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The holiday's founder worked so hard to get the world to give moms everywhere a shoutout. But before her death, even she had to admit she had some regrets about starting Mother's Day.

If she were alive now, she'd probably be living her worst nightmare.
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Jarvis was very intentional about the name of her holiday. It's Mother's Day — as in one mom. The way Jarvis put it, Mother's Day is a day to honor "the best mother who ever lived, yours."
But Mother's Day became way more popular than she expected. People today honor any mom-like figure in their lives.
Yea, the latest commercials (that I listened to all week and today) are very much in that vein...
Oh well, hang in there Ms Jarvis...only a few hours left...
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