The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:46 pm

Some "Kek" meme. Some kind of 4chan in-joke I think.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:33 pm

The actually funny shitpost here makes a HELLUVA lot more sense if you see it with the unfunny shitpost it was referring to.

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:51 pm

But Jennifer Lopez is still fascist, right?

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:54 pm

Pretty sure Jennifer Lopez is an Anarcho-Capitalist

Or at least an Arachno-Capitialist, which means she sells spiders and scorpions
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:38 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:
What the hell is that supposed to be. Looks like a Comicon reject
That is in effect what they are.

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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:17 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:23 pm

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:25 pm

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I just saw that and was looking for the "Now see what Trump Made Me Do Thread" to stick it in
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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:21 am

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:42 am

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:45 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:01 pm

Bet they'd let him into Ukraine if he can find a direct flight. 8)
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