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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Giz » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:43 am

Yes, I feel that needed more polish.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:37 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:11 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:That is a terrible pun.

Since I am apparently a Nazi for not being a Republican, I hope you know I intend to send people to the gas chambers for bad puns.


What did I miss?

Or are you doing that thing again?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:48 am

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Jun 28, 2018 10:49 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:56 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:27 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:36 pm

OK. What did "lit" mean in this context.

The only slang "lit" I know is an archaic one meaning "a little bit high or drunk".
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:37 pm

The fuck do I know.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Grammatron » Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:40 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:OK. What did "lit" mean in this context.

The only slang "lit" I know is an archaic one meaning "a little bit high or drunk".

It means "cool" in that context
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:42 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:52 pm

I think I have the answer to WeaponizedHat's question:

The Dems believe HistoryTM is on their side and therefore they will inevitably get back in.

So laying groundwork now.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Giz » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:25 pm

Pyrrho wrote:popehatagain.JPG


Yeah, it's ok for their side to do it. Because their cause is just, and the other side is evil. Other way around would be a gross abuse of power, of course.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Giz » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:54 pm

The alt-vengers?

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby WildCat » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:22 pm

Pyrrho wrote:<snip>

Odd that it's the nerdy larpers they focus on and not the Antifa lunatics that showed up to riot and assault them. Patriot Prayer had a permit.

Is this really the direction you want the country to go?
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Grammatron » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:12 pm

WildCat wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:<snip>

Odd that it's the nerdy larpers they focus on and not the Antifa lunatics that showed up to riot and assault them. Patriot Prayer had a permit.

Is this really the direction you want the country to go?


In a Shitpost thread? Yes.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:17 pm

Pyrrho wrote:



What the hell is that supposed to be. Looks like a Comicon reject
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