The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jun 10, 2018 3:37 pm

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 10, 2018 3:38 pm

Oooh!

Thieved again. :)
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Post by corplinx » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:11 pm

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stick a fork in it, the boss sit is a trump win

Trump told them to abolish all tariffs and we would too, called their bluff.

Showed up like a boss, left like a boss.

Scored linguistic kill shot "Meek and Mild" on Trudeau who was wearing false eyebrows.

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Post by corplinx » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:22 pm

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The trumpists are celebrating the anti-trump memes and thus neutering them. They're selectively owning ones that make Trump look powerful.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by corplinx » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:26 pm

Cucks triggered by Hannity shitpost where he tells people under the Mueller farce to do exactly what Hillary did as satire:

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Lol, they still don't know how Hillary burned her paper trail.

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Post by corplinx » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:32 pm

The righties are having a field day with Trudeau shitposts whether its 'Meek and Mild' which his naive looking face is easy to meme with or....

memes about his eyebrows since he wore falsies to the conference and they came unglued...

We have a president with a giant orange combover but the righties just love the way it infuriates the Hilltards. They unironically can mock Meek and Mild Justin Trudeau's eyebrow falsies. LOL

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:49 pm

Weirdly, his false eyebrows are a good physical example of everything I hate about politics. Everything is meant to be staged and controlled, right down to people's fucking eyebrows. No honesty ever
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Post by corplinx » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:54 pm

I've never understood rabid Trudeau haters. They hate him because he's pretty basically. I've always taken anything anti-trudeau with a huge grain of Salt(y tears).

That said, his eyebrow falling off is just pure cringe. Bro, don't use falsies.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:04 pm

It's just so emblematic. Everything is staged and set up. His handlers couldn't just let him give a speech, everything had to be so carefully stage managed that someone apparently decided "his eyebrows aren't quite right, better give him some fake ones that look better". Similar thought processses undoubtedly went into his hair, his clothes, his EXACT choice of words, the time the speech was given, etc. Only those things didn't get attention drawn to them by a cock up. It's all so fake.

And yet they wonder why people are so disengaged from politics.
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Post by WildCat » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:55 pm

corplinx wrote:The righties are having a field day with Trudeau shitposts whether its 'Meek and Mild' which his naive looking face is easy to meme with or....

memes about his eyebrows since he wore falsies to the conference and they came unglued...

We have a president with a giant orange combover but the righties just love the way it infuriates the Hilltards. They unironically can mock Meek and Mild Justin Trudeau's eyebrow falsies. LOL
Holy fuck is that for real and not digital manipulation? He wears false eyebrows? I never knew there even was such a thing!
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:21 pm

Those are his real eyebrows.

They can no longer cover up that he has leprosy. :o


Hey! It's the shitpost thread, right? :cowbell:
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:22 pm

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Post by corplinx » Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:52 pm

Oh man, they salty remnant is out in force doing the typical "AMERICA FIRST IS A DR SUESS NAZI REFERENCE" shtick today they are so on the ropes. It's all they have left...

referencing something completely different 100 years ago

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:44 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:53 am

Buzzfeed says it's just a trick of the light:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/ju ... im7eXe0w4B
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Post by Witness » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:09 am

Having a field day, I see. :mrgreen:

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by WildCat » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:38 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Buzzfeed says it's just a trick of the light:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/ju ... im7eXe0w4B
That's one hell of a light trick!
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