The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Thu May 03, 2018 10:20 am

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 03, 2018 1:29 pm

SHOPPED! :HoppingMad2:
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Thu May 03, 2018 1:36 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:SHOPPED! :HoppingMad2:


nope

"I’ll confess that going from 'selfie' to 'posted' doesn’t include a rigorous content review," Gaetz wrote in the comments section of the photo.

One woman claiming to be the mother of the student wrote that she would "be dealing with her at home tonight."

"Political views aside, this is completely unacceptable," the woman wrote. "Mr. Gaetz, I apologize on behalf of my daughter. I am very sorry this occurred."

Gaetz told the woman these things happen.

"Her congressman has also had an occasional lapse of judgment as a middle schooler," Gaetz wrote in a reply to her comment. "Teaching moments like this are a good thing. I had a lovely time with the students."

Another commenter wrote that the photo shows that the kids hated Gaetz, to which Gaetz said:

"Hated by middle schoolers ... reminds me of middle school," Gaetz wrote.
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/politics ... 572510002/

Well, he handled it well.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 03, 2018 1:42 pm

I was referring to Matt Gaetz's way too perfect shave. :p
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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 03, 2018 2:50 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri May 04, 2018 5:38 pm

The People of Flavortown have had enough of your bullshit...

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(sadly, this is a fake and Guy Fieri never posted this. Still funny though)
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat May 05, 2018 7:39 pm

https://twitter.com/ed_solomon/status/9 ... 7771095046



https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/992078546980962308

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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You could probably get a law ok'd by old GOP senators if you told them: "it's not a government handout, it's a handjob"

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 07, 2018 9:21 am

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But seriously folks -- Sexual freedom is "free" in the sense of an unregulated free market. It doesn't mean everyone gets whatever they want.

However sexual socialism would be a traditional monogamous marriage system. One man one woman, strong social sanctions against cheating. That is equal distribution, with the understanding that no system is ever perfectly enforced and not everyone will fit.
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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 07, 2018 3:43 pm

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Mon May 07, 2018 11:20 pm

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/993630183608348673

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Postby Anaxagoras » Tue May 08, 2018 8:43 am

Tom Brady problems. :x
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Too old?






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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue May 08, 2018 4:23 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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But seriously folks -- Sexual freedom is "free" in the sense of an unregulated free market. It doesn't mean everyone gets whatever they want.

However sexual socialism would be a traditional monogamous marriage system. One man one woman, strong social sanctions against cheating. That is equal distribution, with the understanding that no system is ever perfectly enforced and not everyone will fit.


I think its referring to the whole "Incel" thing that the van attack in Toronto has turned into the latest moral panic. And more specifically an article that ruffled some feathers saying that the rise of sex robots and decriminalization of sex work would "redistribute sex" and thus placate the whiny little fucks
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue May 08, 2018 4:30 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote: And more specifically an article that ruffled some feathers saying that the rise of sex robots and decriminalization of sex work would "redistribute sex" and thus placate the whiny little fucks


I am of the opinion that the whiny little fucks are not in any sense a coherent group, even if they all post on 4chan or reddit or whatever.

And the term "incel" appears to have originated among organized pickup artistry as a term for the kind of loser they purport to teach you not to be.
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