The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:43 am



The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:24 am

I can't unsee this. Now you can't either

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Post by Pyrrho » Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:23 am

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Post by Doctor X » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:17 am

"President."

We kicked out the king, Pyrrho.

Or did you forget? :freedom:

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Post by Pyrrho » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:08 am

It's good to be the King!

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:53 pm

I call it despair not apathy.
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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:23 pm

Arizona gives the fewest fucks.

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Post by xouper » Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:03 pm

I don't endorse the following shitpost that I saw elsewhere, but this is certainly the thread to put it in.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:27 pm

More news of Kanye:

Kanye West's Celebrity Friends Are Unfollowing Him on Twitter in Droves (Cosmo)

I wonder if Hobbit Kardashian put him up to it? :cowbell:
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Post by Grammatron » Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:45 pm

Abdul reads Cosmo unironically

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:10 pm

Grammatron wrote:Abdul reads Cosmo unironically
It was linked from Free Republic. :lmao:
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Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:27 am

Rob Lister wrote:Arizona gives the fewest fucks.
The map is somewhat misleading that way. Actually Hawaii had the lowest overall voter turnout, followed by Utah in 2016. Utahns really didn't like either of their choices and stayed home in droves.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/632 ... -by-state/
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Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:42 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:I can't unsee this. Now you can't either

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:More news of Kanye:

Kanye West's Celebrity Friends Are Unfollowing Him on Twitter in Droves (Cosmo)

I wonder if Hobbit Kardashian put him up to it? :cowbell:
OK. I read it just to see what the fuss is about. I remember after Hurricane Katrina Kanye complaining on TV that president Bush "doesn't care about black people." One could say the same thing with as much justification about Trump and Puerto Ricans, but I guess those aren't Kanye's people.

"Dragon Energy"

I can see how people would want to make fun of that. I really don't give a shit what Kanye thinks, but it's kind of funny.

Anyone here see Get Out? I'm pretty sure The Sunken Place is a Get Out reference. Good movie, btw.
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:02 pm

Why anyone cares what Kanye thinks about anything remains beyond me.

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:33 pm

Those who publicly freak out over it are merely riding the publicity bandwagon. It's kind of like a St. Patrick's Day parade.
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:06 pm

Indeed, but with gay people, hobbits, and fish dicks.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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