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Brexit

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:31 pm

Oh, Fuckitall.

No more news until June, when the Boris and Dave show ends.

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Re: Brexit

Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:40 pm

For those who do not care what happens in the US Colonies:

Boris = British Trump

Corbyn = Bernie Sanders but without the panache.

Dave = What We--USA!USA!USA--Do Not Have Because of sparks.

Do they have popcorn in Ol Blighty?

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Re: Brexit

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:49 pm

Need I say more?

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Re: Brexit

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:06 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Oh, Fuckitall. ...
So how do you fancy being pushed around by a bunch of waffle mongers? :BigGrin3:

I know it's not the Muslim immigration thing, because you'll still have them coming in from the Commonwealth. :notsure:
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Re: Brexit

Post by hammegk » Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:35 pm

Get out while u still can!

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Re: Brexit

Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:01 am

asthmatic camel wrote:Need I say more?

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That a willfully ignorant dumbass is in favor of something does not, in and of itself, invalidate that position.

Remember, the Cunt Galloway disagrees.

Sort of like trying to compare Tinkerbell to Doris. . . .

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Re: Brexit

Post by hammegk » Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:06 am

The biker wants his boot back!

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Re: Brexit

Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:07 am

I know, I know, neither Cunt has a competent sphincter.

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Re: Brexit

Post by hammegk » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:18 pm

Tag. He says he lost the vet condom too. Have you found it?

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Re: Brexit

Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:20 pm

But he dances for me.

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Re: Brexit

Post by hammegk » Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:10 am

evasion noted. Tag.

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Re: Brexit

Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:37 am

And squeals!

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Brexit

Post by Witness » Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:59 am

Brexit: woulden't it be fun if Scotland, after leaving the UK, went back to the EU?

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Re: Brexit

Post by Grammatron » Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:05 am

White people are crazy.

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Re: Brexit

Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:03 am

They have sort of threatened that but, funnily enough, during the referendum of a few years ago the EU came out and stated it would not automatically admit Scotland if she achieved independence.

"Strange bedfellows."

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Brexit

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:51 am

Doctor X wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Need I say more?

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That a willfully ignorant dumbass is in favor of something does not, in and of itself, invalidate that position.

Remember, the Cunt Galloway disagrees.

Sort of like trying to compare Tinkerbell to Doris. . . .

--J.D.
Note that Cunt Galloway is pictured above. Cunt central.

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Re: Brexit

Post by Doctor X » Sun Feb 28, 2016 5:21 am

Indeed!

Now I am agnostic on the issue in that I clearly do not have a dog in the fight. However, I do not see what the advantage to leaving is other than satisfying a jingoistic agenda which the three Cunts in their own way embody.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Brexit

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:36 pm

Witness wrote:Brexit: woulden't it be fun if Scotland, after leaving the UK, went back to the EU?

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They'd have to, cap in hand now that the price of oil has collapsed.
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Re: Brexit

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:01 pm

Doctor X wrote:Indeed!

Now I am agnostic on the issue in that I clearly do not have a dog in the fight. However, I do not see what the advantage to leaving is other than satisfying a jingoistic agenda which the three Cunts in their own way embody.

--J.D.
Pros: It'd save us a few billion pounds a year, which we would then have to spend on border controls which we couldn't enforce.

Cons: Errr... There would be nowhere to send our failed politicians like Neil Kinnock.
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Re: Brexit

Post by Doctor X » Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:13 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Pros: It'd save us a few billion pounds a year, which we would then have to spend on border controls which we couldn't enforce.

Cons:
  • 1. You have no control over trade with Europe.
    2. You have to make individual treaties with European countries which takes, as Canada knows, years.
    3. The resulting uncertainty drives a dismal recession which, if it results in a Corbyn Premiership, worsens as he runs up the debt trying to deliver on promises that he cannot pay for.
    4. A total of ten years of economic pain until a new government has the possibility of fixing anything.
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That last assumes either the Labour dumps Cobyn in the face of being destroyed in an election after now 7+ years of failure--last Tory years, then maximum of 5 year-term for Labour--and actually finds someone competent--stop laughing!--or the Tories find someone competent to win an election and then actually fix the mistakes--stop laughing!

The effects of that Moonbat alone is enough to cause President Trump to engage in a hostile take-over of the United Kingdom, selling Norther Ireland to the Republic--"because fuckthem!"--and trading Scotland to France "because fuck them, too!" He replaces all of your beer with Bud Lite to satisfy his corporate supporters.

Hope you like nachos. . . .

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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