Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by ed » Wed May 16, 2018 12:26 pm

Doctor X wrote: The whole "But Atomic Bomb!!!1!!" is trying to create moral equivalence when one was genocide and the other was necessary to end the damn thing.
There are stats showing that the number of people killed in Hiroshima as equal to some few days of of those being killed daily by the japs. Point is that nuking them demonstrably saved lives. Gotta find the reference. Sadly I gave the book that contained them away ...

Like claiming Africans wanted to be rounded up, packed in the bowels of fetid ships, and sent to a place as אל-forsaken as Alabama.
You overstate. References? You ask for references????
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 16, 2018 4:48 pm

The real "summit" (it won't be called that) is with China.
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Thu May 24, 2018 3:23 pm

Trump cancels Summit.

We sure didn't see this coming.

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 24, 2018 3:47 pm

Those commemorative coins will be worth a fortune.
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 24, 2018 4:57 pm


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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Grammatron » Thu May 24, 2018 5:10 pm

Yes because everything was going swimmingly until Trump was elected

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Thu May 24, 2018 5:13 pm

Wow. Tweet deleted the Trump? I tried to click the tweet for comments and ...

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Maybe the feed is overloaded or something but it sure looks like the tweet got deleted. Tweet does not exist. Nor does the image.

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 24, 2018 8:08 pm

White House gift shop website has crashed because of all the traffic from people wanting to buy those coins.

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 24, 2018 8:09 pm

Rob Lister wrote:Wow. Tweet deleted the Trump? I tried to click the tweet for comments and ...

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Maybe the feed is overloaded or something but it sure looks like the tweet got deleted. Tweet does not exist. Nor does the image.
Word is that Trump deleted the Tweet because he spelled Kim Jong Un's name wrong.
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 24, 2018 9:39 pm

Maybe he was bullied.
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by shemp » Fri May 25, 2018 2:18 am

"Goat rodeo." I like that. Donald Trump is a total fucking goat rodeo.
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Fri May 25, 2018 12:36 pm


Weirdly, there is no reporting of what that statement was.

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 25, 2018 1:54 pm

North Korea will disarm if the Chinese government wants it, otherwise no.

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri May 25, 2018 2:31 pm

https://www.duffelblog.com/2018/05/trum ... enge-coin/

Trump replaces Kim with Trump on redesigned peace talks challenge coin

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sat May 26, 2018 11:05 am

@KevinMKruse

The best part of The Mooch play-acting as a national security expert is the way he angrily directs this tweet to @DPRK_News, a parody account.
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat May 26, 2018 3:37 pm

But will he do the fandango?

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:01 am

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