Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Reuters wrote:Exclusive: North Korean leaders used Brazilian passports to apply for Western visas - sources

LONDON (Reuters) - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and his late father Kim Jong Il used fraudulently obtained Brazilian passports to apply for visas to visit Western countries in the 1990s, five senior Western European security sources told Reuters.

While North Korea’s ruling family is known to have used travel documents obtained under false pretences, there are few specific examples. The photocopies of the Brazilian passports seen by Reuters have not been published before.

“They used these Brazilian passports, which clearly show the photographs of Kim Jong Un and Kim Jong Il, to attempt to obtain visas from foreign embassies,” one senior Western security source said on condition of anonymity.

“This shows the desire for travel and points to the ruling family’s attempts to build a possible escape route,” the security source said.

The North Korean embassy in Brazil declined to comment.
https://ca.reuters.com/article/topNews/ ... B2AY-OCATP

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:50 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:North Korea Is Willing to Discuss Giving Up Nuclear Weapons, South Says
The New York Times

Looks like some good news.
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Abdul won't get it.
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That's how we know the joke works

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Mar 10, 2018 12:58 pm

Reminds me of an old Buddy Hackett routine I also "don't get" (i.e. don't think is funny).
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by WildCat » Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:41 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Reminds me of an old Buddy Hackett routine I also "don't get" (i.e. don't think is funny).
You're just not hip is all.
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:48 pm

WildCat wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Reminds me of an old Buddy Hackett routine I also "don't get" (i.e. don't think is funny).
You're just not hip is all.
So unhip is Abdul. Not even square, he's cubical, nay tetrahedral.

Square in all dimensions.

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by ed » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:58 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
WildCat wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Reminds me of an old Buddy Hackett routine I also "don't get" (i.e. don't think is funny).
You're just not hip is all.
So unhip is Abdul. Not even square, he's cubical, nay tetrahedral.

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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:46 pm

How did this thread degenerate into a celebration of patriarchal hegemony? 8)
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Re: Official North Korea Appreciation Thread

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Must… show… my appreciation… :|