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Future Natural Disasters

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:58 pm

Mount Etna is sliding toward the ocean.

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-43522169
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Re: Future Natural Disasters

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:59 pm

Africa is splitting.
@verakwakofi

Geologists are warning that a huge crack in Kenya's Rift Valley could be showing signs that the continent is splitting. The earth movements begun last week and were exacerbated by heavy rains - tearing apart large sections of the Suswa area in Southwestern Kenya.
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Re: Future Natural Disasters

Post by Doctor X » Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:10 pm

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Re: Future Natural Disasters

Post by sparks » Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 pm

BWAHAHAHA...
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Re: Future Natural Disasters

Post by ed » Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:49 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Africa is splitting.
@verakwakofi

Geologists are warning that a huge crack in Kenya's Rift Valley could be showing signs that the continent is splitting. The earth movements begun last week and were exacerbated by heavy rains - tearing apart large sections of the Suswa area in Southwestern Kenya.
That is simply the crack associated with a shithole.

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Re: Future Natural Disasters

Post by ceptimus » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:44 pm

The great rift valley is, itself, a sign of splitting that's been going on for hundreds of thousands of years at least. The crack is just a symptom of the latest incremental movement.