POKEMON KILLED MY BABY!

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POKEMON KILLED MY BABY!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:50 pm

Pokémon GO caused hundreds of deaths, increased crashes
The Register

Synopsis: Idiots playing it while driving.

Analysis: Already implicitly illegal in some states ("distracted driving").

An argument for self-driving cars?
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Post by shemp » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:57 pm

An argument for not letting idiots leave the house.
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Post by Mentat » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:34 pm

How do we know that it's not the car crashes that are the cause of the pokestops?
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Post by shemp » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:53 am

Good point. We need a 5-year, multi-million dollar federal investigation.
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