POKEMON KILLED MY BABY!

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POKEMON KILLED MY BABY!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:50 pm

Pokémon GO caused hundreds of deaths, increased crashes
The Register

Synopsis: Idiots playing it while driving.

Analysis: Already implicitly illegal in some states ("distracted driving").

An argument for self-driving cars?
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Re: POKEMON KILLED MY BABY!

Post by shemp » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:57 pm

An argument for not letting idiots leave the house.
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Re: POKEMON KILLED MY BABY!

Post by Mentat » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:34 pm

How do we know that it's not the car crashes that are the cause of the pokestops?
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Post by shemp » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:53 am

Good point. We need a 5-year, multi-million dollar federal investigation.
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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