He is risen!

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He is risen!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:21 pm

April Fool! :propeller:
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Re: He is risen!

Post by shemp » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:06 pm

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Re: He is risen!

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:58 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: He is risen!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:14 pm

:mrgreen:

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Re: He is risen!

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:15 pm

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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Re: He is risen!

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:23 pm

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: He is risen!

Post by sparks » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:25 pm

Bat-shit crazy religionista. "The power of Christ compelled him...." And such.

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Re: He is risen!

Post by Mentat » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:28 pm

Of course He rises. He is the second lightest element.
It's "pea-can", man.

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Re: He is risen!

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:12 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: He is risen!

Post by ed » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:12 pm

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Nothing odd about him at all. Nope.
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Re: He is risen!

Post by Grammatron » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:26 pm

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Re: He is risen!

Post by Doctor X » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:50 pm

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Re: He is risen!

Post by Fid » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:53 am

Yeah, at my age waking up with a boner is like "Hey buddy, long time no see."
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