Signs of the impending apocalypse

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby sparks » Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:50 am

Yep. Plumb amazing ain't it? Next thing you know, they'll be putting fluoride in ... dare I say it ... childrens ice cream!
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Doctor X » Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:22 am

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby sparks » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:58 am

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:10 am

Is the Apocalypse near? Fish rain down in Mexico!
Sep, 28 2017 Author: Thema Newsroom

Scientists says phenomenon caused by water sprouts sucking fish

Officials in northeast Mexico say a light rain was accompanied by small fish that fell from the sky.
The civil defence agency for the state of Tamaulipas said in a brief statement that rain Tuesday in the coastal city of Tampico included fish. Photos posted on the agency’s Facebook page show four small fish in a bag and another on a sidewalk.

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby sparks » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:12 am

Water sprouts?
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:15 am

sparks wrote:Water sprouts?
:mrgreen:

Eat your veggies!

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:16 am

Fish?

A sign of approval from Dagon. :o
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:55 am

Alliance of World Scientists wrote:We invite all scientists to endorse this global environmental article and engage with a new alliance concerned about global climate and environmental trends

World Scientists’ Warning to Humanity: A Second Notice

If you are a scientist from any scientific discipline (e.g. ecology, medicine, economics, etc.), we invite you to endorse our Viewpoint article in the journal Bioscience entitled “World Scientists’ Warning to Humanity: a second notice” by Ripple et al. (2017). In doing so, you will be included in the full list of scientists who have endorsed this article and 15,000+ scientists from 184 countries who signed the article before the publication deadline on Oct. 23, 2017. Before endorsing, we ask that you view our 1,000-word article by clicking “Read the Article” tab below (the text can be read in 6 minutes). When you click “Endorse the Article” and add your name, you will be indicating that you generally agree with our article, helping get this message to world leaders. You may also read the article in Spanish, Portugese, or French.

Can't say I've been overwhelmed by their article, which you can read here: http://scientistswarning.forestry.oregonstate.edu/.

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:37 am

So instead of Nibiru, we got an interstellar cigar-shaped asteroid. Turd of God?
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:48 am

Holy shit!

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:51 pm

Putin's Voice wrote:Orthodox Patriarch warns of approaching end times, asks not to push for revolutionary change

In a public speech in the main Moscow cathedral, Patriarch Kirill said the signs from the Book of Revelation are now apparent. He also called on politicians and ordinary citizens to unite and stop the movement towards the abyss.

All people who love the Motherland must be together because we are entering a critical period in the course of human civilization. This can already be seen with the naked eye. You have to be blind not to notice the approaching awe-inspiring moments in history that the apostle and evangelist John was talking about in the Book of Revelation,” the patriarch was quoted as saying by Interfax.

Patriarch Kirill added, however, that the exact time of the end times depends on everyone’s actions. He called on people to understand their responsibility regarding Russia and the whole of mankind, and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.”
https://www.rt.com/politics/410418-orthodox-patriarch-warns-parish-end/

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby sparks » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:31 pm

" and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.” "

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Grammatron » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:40 pm

Witness wrote:
Putin's Voice wrote:Orthodox Patriarch warns of approaching end times, asks not to push for revolutionary change

In a public speech in the main Moscow cathedral, Patriarch Kirill said the signs from the Book of Revelation are now apparent. He also called on politicians and ordinary citizens to unite and stop the movement towards the abyss.

All people who love the Motherland must be together because we are entering a critical period in the course of human civilization. This can already be seen with the naked eye. You have to be blind not to notice the approaching awe-inspiring moments in history that the apostle and evangelist John was talking about in the Book of Revelation,” the patriarch was quoted as saying by Interfax.

Patriarch Kirill added, however, that the exact time of the end times depends on everyone’s actions. He called on people to understand their responsibility regarding Russia and the whole of mankind, and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.”
https://www.rt.com/politics/410418-orthodox-patriarch-warns-parish-end/

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Witness » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:06 am

Grammatron wrote:So he doesn't want to go to heaven?

One of the many puzzling facts about Christianity. :|




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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby sparks » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:40 am

Gmail the soap? WTF??
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Postby Tyler Durden » Thu Nov 23, 2017 1:41 pm

We're diversifying.
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