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Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:00 am

Is everyone all packed for FEMA camp yet?
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:20 am

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:38 am

I packed extra socks.

Do you think they will have arts and crafts at FEMA camp? I like arts and crafts
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:08 am

And film night! I hope they have a good film night!

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:27 am

I'm going to make a macaroni goatse and send it to Alex Jones
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:47 am

Jade Helm would make a good name for a D&D character. :D
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:58 am

I was thinking more Porn Star.
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:10 am

Is there a difference?

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:22 am

There is at my table. I don't know what kind of weird variant of D&D you've been playing.
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jul 16, 2015 7:40 pm

We're coming up on the second day of it and still not one Chinese soldier has come out of the tunnels from beneath Walmart and all those FEMA coffins are still going unused. What a fucking rip-off
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by ed » Thu Jul 16, 2015 7:47 pm

they confiscate any of your tanks or tactical nukes?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jul 16, 2015 7:50 pm

Well, Jade Helm is happening in Nevada too and I don't have a single tank or tactical nuke. so do the math. :HoppingMad:
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by sparks » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:01 pm

Doctor X wrote:And film night! I hope they have a good film night!

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First film will be "Seven Days In May". Preceeded by the ever popular short "Internment Camp Booze Demystified".
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by ed » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:06 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Well, Jade Helm is happening in Nevada too and I don't have a single tank or tactical nuke. so do the math. :HoppingMad:


Too? I was referring to Jade Helm :?
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:32 pm

Jade Helm sounds like a 1970s porn star.
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Post by DrMatt » Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:56 pm

Or a yiddish joke
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:10 pm

DrMatt wrote:Or a yiddish joke


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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by DrMatt » Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:54 pm

So the Jada of Helm decided that the moon is more important than the sun, because the sun shines when it's light out, and is therefore superfluous.

Upon retelling, it sounds more like a project manager joke.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:09 am

Now that you mention it, I seem to recall some sort of jokes about Jesse of Helm.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:03 pm

Texas Occupation-watch Day 3:

Today the forces of the Evil Librull Kenyan Muslim Dictator Usurper (Henceforth known as the ELKMDU for short) moved deeper into Texas confiscating all the guns and forcing homosexual marriages and 'bortions onto the good god fearin' folk of the Lone Star State.

Oh, wait. That only happened in Alex Jones' fevered lil' imagination. Never mind.
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