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Happy West Virginia Day!!!

Postby RCC » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:17 pm

Make your plans now... West Virginia day is drawing near, Monday, June 21!!! 142 years of freedom from the Virginian Menace!!!

Just to lob up a softball....


How do you plan to celebrate West Virginia Day?

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Postby Grammatron » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:18 pm

I plan to celebrate by visiting the real Virginia.
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Postby RCC » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:21 am

Don't you have to die to go to hell?

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Postby shemp » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:47 am

I'll roll in the mud with pigs so I'll look and smell like a West Virginian.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Postby Grammatron » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:05 am

RCC wrote:Don't you have to die to go to hell?


Says who?
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Postby RCC » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:55 am

shemp wrote:I'll roll in the mud with pigs so I'll look and smell like a West Virginian.


Why roll in mud to see with your eyes and smell with your nose?

Must be a New England copy clerk thing... :?

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Postby RCC » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:56 am

Grammatron wrote:
RCC wrote:Don't you have to die to go to hell?


Says who?


Me.

Can't you read?

I'm sorry... if you are Virginian I didn't mean to expose you...

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Postby Grammatron » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:16 am

RCC wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
RCC wrote:Don't you have to die to go to hell?


Says who?


Me.

Can't you read?

I'm sorry... if you are Virginian I didn't mean to expose you...


So questions are the same as statements now?
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Postby shemp » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:48 am

RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:I'll roll in the mud with pigs so I'll look and smell like a West Virginian.


Why roll in mud to see with your eyes and smell with your nose?

Must be a New England copy clerk thing... :?


The meaning of my statement should have been clear to anyone with an IQ above 90, which is why it confuses West Virginians.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray

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Postby RCC » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:02 pm

Grammatron wrote:
RCC wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
RCC wrote:Don't you have to die to go to hell?


Says who?


Me.

Can't you read?

I'm sorry... if you are Virginian I didn't mean to expose you...


So questions are the same as statements now?


Don't you know what a "rhetorical question" is?

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Postby RCC » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:06 pm

shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:I'll roll in the mud with pigs so I'll look and smell like a West Virginian.


Why roll in mud to see with your eyes and smell with your nose?

Must be a New England copy clerk thing... :?


The meaning of my statement should have been clear to anyone with an IQ above 90, which is why it confuses West Virginians.


I've seen this kind of reasoning somewhere else....

Gene Ray wrote: Can you explain the 4 days
rather than the 1 day taught?
If not, you are truely stupid.
To ignore the 4 days, is evil.

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Postby Grammatron » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:47 pm

RCC wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
RCC wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
RCC wrote:Don't you have to die to go to hell?


Says who?


Me.

Can't you read?

I'm sorry... if you are Virginian I didn't mean to expose you...


So questions are the same as statements now?


Don't you know what a "rhetorical question" is?


Are you saying it was a rhetorical question?
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Postby shemp » Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:19 am

RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:I'll roll in the mud with pigs so I'll look and smell like a West Virginian.


Why roll in mud to see with your eyes and smell with your nose?

Must be a New England copy clerk thing... :?


The meaning of my statement should have been clear to anyone with an IQ above 90, which is why it confuses West Virginians.


I've seen this kind of reasoning somewhere else....

Gene Ray wrote: Can you explain the 4 days
rather than the 1 day taught?
If not, you are truely stupid.
To ignore the 4 days, is evil.


I'm not surprised that you follow that site assiduously. Oh, sorry, that means "closely."
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray

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Postby RCC » Sun Jun 19, 2005 5:34 am

Grammatron wrote:
RCC wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
RCC wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
RCC wrote:Don't you have to die to go to hell?


Says who?


Me.

Can't you read?

I'm sorry... if you are Virginian I didn't mean to expose you...


So questions are the same as statements now?


Don't you know what a "rhetorical question" is?


Are you saying it was a rhetorical question?


Yes. Is that hard to understand?

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Postby RCC » Sun Jun 19, 2005 5:35 am

shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:I'll roll in the mud with pigs so I'll look and smell like a West Virginian.


Why roll in mud to see with your eyes and smell with your nose?

Must be a New England copy clerk thing... :?


The meaning of my statement should have been clear to anyone with an IQ above 90, which is why it confuses West Virginians.


I've seen this kind of reasoning somewhere else....

Gene Ray wrote: Can you explain the 4 days
rather than the 1 day taught?
If not, you are truely stupid.
To ignore the 4 days, is evil.


I'm not surprised that you follow that site assiduously. Oh, sorry, that means "closely."


Hell... I'm into insane babble. I real all of your posts as well...

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Postby shemp » Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:25 pm

RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:I'll roll in the mud with pigs so I'll look and smell like a West Virginian.


Why roll in mud to see with your eyes and smell with your nose?

Must be a New England copy clerk thing... :?


The meaning of my statement should have been clear to anyone with an IQ above 90, which is why it confuses West Virginians.


I've seen this kind of reasoning somewhere else....

Gene Ray wrote: Can you explain the 4 days
rather than the 1 day taught?
If not, you are truely stupid.
To ignore the 4 days, is evil.


I'm not surprised that you follow that site assiduously. Oh, sorry, that means "closely."


Hell... I'm into insane babble. I real all of your posts as well...


I'm glad I can bring a ray of sunshine into the lives of the incestuously deranged.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray

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Re: Happy West Virginia Day!!!

Postby Nigel » Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:26 pm

RCC wrote:

How do you plan to celebrate West Virginia Day?

As a native Virginian, I realize the plan of the lower classes is merely to draw me out. I'll simply say I'll celebrate this year the same way I do every year. By avoiding the place at all costs.
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Postby RCC » Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:36 pm

shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:I'll roll in the mud with pigs so I'll look and smell like a West Virginian.


Why roll in mud to see with your eyes and smell with your nose?

Must be a New England copy clerk thing... :?


The meaning of my statement should have been clear to anyone with an IQ above 90, which is why it confuses West Virginians.


I've seen this kind of reasoning somewhere else....

Gene Ray wrote: Can you explain the 4 days
rather than the 1 day taught?
If not, you are truely stupid.
To ignore the 4 days, is evil.


I'm not surprised that you follow that site assiduously. Oh, sorry, that means "closely."


Hell... I'm into insane babble. I real all of your posts as well...


I'm glad I can bring a ray of sunshine into the lives of the incestuously deranged.


I'm happy for you... but why bring California into this?

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Re: Happy West Virginia Day!!!

Postby RCC » Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:37 pm

Nigel wrote:
RCC wrote:

How do you plan to celebrate West Virginia Day?

As a native Virginian, I realize the plan of the lower classes is merely to draw me out. I'll simply say I'll celebrate this year the same way I do every year. By avoiding the place at all costs.


Good idea. I avoid Virginia at all costs as well. Nasty place.

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Postby shemp » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:06 am

RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:
RCC wrote:
shemp wrote:I'll roll in the mud with pigs so I'll look and smell like a West Virginian.


Why roll in mud to see with your eyes and smell with your nose?

Must be a New England copy clerk thing... :?


The meaning of my statement should have been clear to anyone with an IQ above 90, which is why it confuses West Virginians.


I've seen this kind of reasoning somewhere else....

Gene Ray wrote: Can you explain the 4 days
rather than the 1 day taught?
If not, you are truely stupid.
To ignore the 4 days, is evil.


I'm not surprised that you follow that site assiduously. Oh, sorry, that means "closely."


Hell... I'm into insane babble. I real all of your posts as well...


I'm glad I can bring a ray of sunshine into the lives of the incestuously deranged.


I'm happy for you... but why bring California into this?


I'll add "geographically challenged" to my list of West Virginians' attributes.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray


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