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Re: The Pipe-Smokers Thread.

Postby shemp » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:06 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:A straight Quentin Crisp :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


No such thing. And don't forget, he has a fag-o-cycle.
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Re: The Pipe-Smokers Thread.

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:26 am

He also sucks on a long pipe.




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Re: The Pipe-Smokers Thread.

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:38 am

It's not how long it is, Doc, it's what you do with it...

Long, medium or short, I suck 'em all...

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Re: The Pipe-Smokers Thread.

Postby Witness » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:21 pm

So what are you smoking, some horrid English Mixture™? :mrgreen:

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Re: The Pipe-Smokers Thread.

Postby shemp » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:28 am

Dried and flaked cow patties.
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The Pipe-Smokers Thread.

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:55 am

I'm currently smoking Gawith Kendal Hoggarth's Spirit of Scotland American Blend. " A blend of sweet Virginia, aromatic Burley and double fermented black Cavendish." A mild, whisky flavoured aromatic tobacco and the only interesting one I can find in Stockport. I'll have to bike it into Manchester to Aston's, one of the few real tobacconists left in the area for some other good stuff, like plum and rum.

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And, of course, I had to buy myself a fag-o-pipe to keep up appearances...

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Re: The Pipe-Smokers Thread.

Postby Witness » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:08 am

Thought so. In my experience all flavored tobaccoes quickly burn the tongue.

And I see you went for a:

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Good choice! (But a tad small for a big guy like you!) :wink:


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