Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today

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Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:15 pm

Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today.

Now, they could be identical twins.
Both past their best by date, but that's okay because so am I.
Both are about 50lbs too chubby, but that's okay because big girls need lovin' too.
Both have nearly the same voice with Valerie just eeking out a squeakier tone.
Both have nearly the same ad-lib TV presence with Rachael just winning the scary lady award.
They're even wearing matching moo-moos. Stylish, nevertheless.
They were cooking awesome food and not counting a single calorie.

You go, girls.

Her next segment was a nutrition expert talking aobut the super metabolism diet. I changed the channel.

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Re: Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:31 pm

And you can't really talk about Valerie with at least one post of ex-hubby Eddie.

Here's their wedding photo.
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That marriage lasted almost 25 years, 24.5 years longer than anyone thought.

They too like like twins.

What finally did them in is that Valerie realized that Eddie had the better hair.

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Re: Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:38 pm

And while I did dispicable things to myself while watching her on One Day at a Time, it does not compare to the drugs I took while listening to Van Halen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2I0a7EwWa8
Jimmy had nothing on Eddie.

David Lee had talents too.

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Re: Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:46 pm

Who on what? :p
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Re: Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:49 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Who on what? :p

fag

But as such, here's a present for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BprKOz8P1Jg

Until further notice I'll consider you converted.
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Re: Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:51 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Who on what? :p

fag


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Re: Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today

Postby sparks » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:56 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Who on what? :p

fag

But as such, here's a present for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BprKOz8P1Jg

Until further notice I'll consider you converted.


Because BOOBS!

Big, disgusting, fake ones!
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:20 pm

Those are the best kind!

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Re: Valerie Bertinelli on Rachael Ray today

Postby sparks » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:44 pm

More than a mouthful is wasteful Rob. :)
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