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Not a fag-o-cycle

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:32 am

Not even an electro-fag-o-cycle.

It's an old-man-o-cycle.

With an aluminium frame.

And 21 speed Shimano gears.

And mud guards and pannier rack fitted as standard.

(I did have to fit the swept back handlebars and old man tractor seat from my old bike to make it comfortable for my poor old bones.)

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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:51 am

No disk breaks?





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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:01 am

Quiet elegance is so much more truly gay than vulgar ostentation.

As a horrid old poove, I approve. :clap:
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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Post by shemp » Sun Jun 10, 2018 2:40 pm

Doctor X wrote:No disk breaks?





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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:38 pm

I thought a disk break was when something good finally happened for the disk
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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Post by Witness » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:30 am

And when do you expect it to get stolen? :twisted:

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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:36 pm

I don't, Witness. Any thief wanting to get through the several pounds of ironmongery I routinely carry with me would need a heavy duty angle grinder! Even my panniers and saddle are securely locked to the frame.

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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:43 pm

Hmm.

1-2-3-4-5, just like my luggage. ;)
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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:20 pm

Hah! Guess again. Think mathematics...
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Re: Not a fag-o-cycle

Post by ed » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:51 pm

[quote="asthmatic camel" a heavy duty angle grinder[/quote]

Are those still legal over there? I heard someone dropped one on their foot and they were subsequently banned.
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