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Re: IHOb

Postby sparks » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:38 am

Syrup sponges.
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Re: IHOb

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:39 am

gnome wrote:I'm guessing it's not a B but an upside-down P.

I think they're about to advertise an "upside-down" dish.


I was thinking along similar lines, but I was thinking the b would stand for breakfast and be lower case to resemble an upside down p in order to call back to their old name
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Re: IHOb

Postby gnome » Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:08 am

IHOP introduces: breakfast!

That might be like if MTV launches a new experiment: Music Videos!
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Re: IHOb

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:21 am

New Coke.

Too bad America's Dad is under house arrest until sentencing.

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Re: IHOb

Postby Mentat » Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:43 am

Anaxagoras wrote:If you have an established brand, you don't mess with it unless there's a good reason. Everyone loves pancakes.


Tell that to Metlife. Seems like dropping popular branding for no damn reason is the new hip thing.
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Re: IHOb

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:31 am

Regardless, if I want mediocre pancakes and overbrewed coffee, I will just go to Dennys
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Re: IHOb

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:44 am

It's kind of hard to really mess up pancakes. In my experience anyway. I've never ordered pancakes and thought "wow, these are terrible pancakes" when they arrived. Even McDonalds seems to be able to make a decent pancake (although for some reason they call them "hotcakes").
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Re: IHOb

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:28 am

Your Waifu Mom makes nice pancakes.

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Re: IHOb

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:43 am

gnome wrote:I'm guessing it's not a B but an upside-down P.

I think they're about to advertise an "upside-down" dish.


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Re: IHOb

Postby gnome » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:45 am

In my area, IHOP is for when Denny's is a little too scuzzy. IHOP > Denny's > Waffle House (>TLOP)

Though, only a few hundred miles away in Panama City the IHOP was so bad that our group left before ordering and found a Waffle House that was actually pretty decent. Apparently things are reversed there.
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Re: IHOb

Postby Witness » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:16 am

Only tolerable pancakes:

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Caviar, sour cream and dill. (But I would cook them thinner…) :mrgreen:

With a shot of vodka, of course.

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Re: IHOb

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:24 am

Anaxagoras wrote:It's kind of hard to really mess up pancakes.


It is indeed.

Problem is, its equally hard to do anything to make one pancake stand out from others. Denny's, IHOP, cracking open a box of Bisquik and making them myself, all make roughly equivalent pankcakes
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Re: IHOb

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:25 am

gnome wrote:In my area, IHOP is for when Denny's is a little too scuzzy. IHOP > Denny's > Waffle House (>TLOP)

Though, only a few hundred miles away in Panama City the IHOP was so bad that our group left before ordering and found a Waffle House that was actually pretty decent. Apparently things are reversed there.


I prefer Denny's myself, but only because IHOP is literally on the opposite side of town from where I live whereas Denny's is just down the block. Walking distance if I weren't a lazy fuck
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Re: IHOb

Postby Grammatron » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:45 pm

b was for burgers
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Re: IHOb

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:54 pm

which suck.

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Re: IHOb

Postby gnome » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:39 pm

Were they at least upside-down?
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Re: IHOb

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:39 pm

Lame. There's already a gazillion restaurants that feature burgers.

But not one that features balut.
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Re: IHOb

Postby Grammatron » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:00 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Lame. There's already a gazillion restaurants that feature burgers.

But not one that features balut.


Yes but they spell it as Burgers therefore it's an illegal burger.
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Re: IHOb

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:29 am

Just more collusion, slick.

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