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The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Jun 03, 2018 4:57 am

Um...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

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Re: The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

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Re: The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:47 am

It's, like, you know...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:36 am

So, AC, were you going to um, . . . but if it's a problem, you know . . .
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Re: The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:40 am

It's, like, you know, something to do with ed and Abdul...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

Post by Don Logan » Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:59 am

Talk to me, A. I'm here for you:



I'm a good listener. . . .
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:15 am

asthmatic camel wrote:It's, like, you know, something to do with ed and Abdul...
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Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:31 am

It's difficult to explain..
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:33 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:It's, like, you know, something to do with ed and Abdul...
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:52 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:It's, like, you know, something to do with ed and Abdul...
:!:
Post duly reported for failure to communicate.
Damn! It was a set up, Boss.
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Re: The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

Post by Captain » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:30 am

Is that back-sassin'? Someone need to get their mind right? That Box ain't been cleaned out since the last time.
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Re: The Master of The Awkward Silence Thread

Post by Boss Kean » Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:40 am

And he left all this dirt in my ditch!
What's your dirt doin' in my ditch?