posterior subcapsular cataracts

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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:51 pm

It's all good . :)
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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:10 pm

Just got the right eye done. It was significantly more uncomfortable than the left. At several points during the procedures I wanted to tell him to stop but I couldn't quite form the words. But no complications...yet.

My right eye vision is almost as good as the left eye. In a few days it should be the same. I can now resume my cutie-ogling binocularly.

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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby ed » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:18 pm

Only you would find a posterior in your eye.

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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby Witness » Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:04 am

Good! :)

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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:21 pm

This news calls for a gratuitous NBL upon which to feast your new, bionic eyes.

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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:49 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:This news calls for a gratuitous NBL upon which to feast your new, bionic eyes.



I did not consider that. I am now bionic!

Will I use these superpowers for good?

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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:59 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:This news calls for a gratuitous NBL upon which to feast your new, bionic eyes.



I did not consider that. I am now bionic!

Will I use these superpowers for good?


If your vision is better you might want to check out Dark again on Netflix. Maybe you can read the subtitles now. Good show.
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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby Witness » Sat Apr 14, 2018 2:22 am

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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby Fid » Sat Apr 14, 2018 2:46 am

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A bud ordered the "X_RAY" glasses from the back of a comic. In what would now be middle school he oogled girls. I think he went on to be an actor.
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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby Doctor X » Sat Apr 14, 2018 5:29 am

You went to school with Ray Milland?

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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby Fid » Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:53 am

Naa Ray didn't need cheap cardboard fake glasses. Me bud Chuck on the other hand played it to the hilt. Stuff that would probably get one suspended or expelled today.
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Re: posterior subcapsular cataracts

Postby Rob Lister » Wed May 09, 2018 12:04 am

I just wanna say that when my glasses are dirty I fucking notice it now.


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