Sound hypothetical legal advice:

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Re: Sound hypothetical legal advice:

Postby RCC: Act II » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:32 am

Okay.

If you are a West Virginia Supreme Court of Appeals justice, do not steal antique furniture from the capital building, and don't do things like use a state car and gas card to drive yourself to your own book signing... and then claim a mileage expense for state business anyway. Probably don't order a 30k couch and other similar expensive bullshit to decorate your office and then when you get Mike Wallaced by the local news claim it is a court employee's fault and fire him and try to get him criminally investigated.

If you do, try real hard not to lie repeatedly to the feds investigating all of this while trying to intimidate potential witnesses. The feds don't have a sense of humor about this sort of thing. This is how 22 count indictments happen.

And definitely do none of the above after writing an extremely sanctimonious book about how bad corruption is and your ideas on how to stop it and punish those guilty of it. Because that would be stupid.

Of course, you would have known this had you actually practiced law before using your Daddy's political connections to weasel your way into a seat on the court, but hahahahahaha fuck you.

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Re: Sound hypothetical legal advice:

Postby RCC: Act II » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:32 am

Or was that too specific?

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Re: Sound hypothetical legal advice:

Postby gnome » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:36 pm

Good one.
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