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Good Morning

Postby ed » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:31 am

Good morning to you all.
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Re: Good Morning

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:33 pm

Good morning.

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Re: Good Morning

Postby Mentat » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:21 pm

No
It's "pea-can", man.

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Re: Good Morning

Postby shemp » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:09 pm

ed wrote:Good morning to you all.


I knows ye be up to something, ye shifty old bastard!
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Re: Good Morning

Postby asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:01 pm

The lard-arsed old divinity arose before noon?

Be afraid.

Be VERY afraid.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Good Morning

Postby ed » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:52 am

Good morning everyone. 56deg, a brisk morning here.
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Re: Good Morning

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:15 pm

Is that it then?

From now on you check in every morning to taunt us with your Floridorness? :evil:
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Re: Good Morning

Postby Mentat » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:24 pm

Now it's okay to say good morning, ya dingus.
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Re: Good Morning

Postby shemp » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:59 pm

Ed is trying to shame us with his early-bird status. Well it won't work! I'm proud to be wide awake every morning by 11 o'clock!
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Re: Good Morning

Postby ed » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:29 am

Good morning all. I hope that this day finds you well.
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Re: Good Morning

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:38 am

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Re: Good Morning

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:45 am

And a good morning to you, Ed. It's actually evening where I am but it's the thought that counts.
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Re: Good Morning

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:55 am

Anaxagoras wrote:It's actually evening where I am . . .

:freedom:
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Re: Good Morning

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:21 pm

Hmm.

A 'bot, perhaps?

I have reason to believe that "ed" once was a real person.
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Re: Good Morning

Postby sparks » Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:47 pm

He'll be back to normal after all the turkey leftovers are gone and he gets back to his usual diet of Double Whoppers with bacon, cheese and Minions.
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Re: Good Morning

Postby ed » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:40 am

Morning all. Hope you have a good day.
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Re: Good Morning

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:11 pm

He did it again! :evil:
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Re: Good Morning

Postby ed » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:17 am

Slept in a bit. Good morning.
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Re: Good Morning

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:23 pm

ed wrote:Slept in a bit. Good morning.



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Re: Good Morning

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:28 pm

And the new toned-down avatar still makes you look fat. :p
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