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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun May 13, 2018 6:37 am

I dunno. I think every DM pulls them out occasionally. If only as a cheap “gotcha” monster

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Post by Doctor X » Sun May 13, 2018 1:04 pm

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jul 23, 2018 12:56 am

Would be funnier if that actually WAS a pike, not a salmon

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Post by Giz » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:00 am

I still remember one of the first times I ran a scenario out of white dwarf, mispoke braziers one damn time, and I had a whole evening of players asking me to describe the smoking hot brasseries.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:18 am

There is an old, old gamer's joke about players attacking the Gazebo they encountered. And how this was just like the time they"lynched that green Davenport"
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