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Re: Harambe

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:55 pm

Word is that the turtle was an invasive non-native type, and that's why they sent it to Harambe.
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Re: Harambe

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 18, 2018 1:09 pm

Harambe was not exactly "native" to Ohio either, but how many Ohioans are? :evil:
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Re: Harambe

Postby ed » Sun Mar 18, 2018 4:06 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Harambe was not exactly "native" to Ohio either, but how many Ohioans are? :evil:


Harambe self-identified as a Ohioan, that makes him one.
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Re: Harambe

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:31 pm

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Re: Harambe

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:45 am

If that was all to scale it would imply that the woman is as tall as a skyscraper.
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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

Postby ed » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:56 am

Bless you! My Harambe
Come back!



I know not how to thank you enough, my Harambe
When I am walking over to you
I just wanted to share your enclosure
But you gave me zoo

I know not how to thank you enough, my Harambe
When I am walking over to you
I just want to pick bugs from your fur
But you gave me an infestation

I know not how to thank you enough, my Harambe
When I am walking over to you
I just wanted to find a simple furry ape
But you gave me carpet


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Re: Harambe

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:59 pm

Not bad.

Now do a Limerick. :p
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Re: Harambe

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:37 pm

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Re: Harambe

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:42 am

https://www.sfgate.com/news/local/artic ... 838226.php

Texas Biomedical Research Institute officials are making changes to their enclosure after four baboons briefly escaped from the facility on Saturday.

The animal care team determined the baboons rolled a 55-gallon barrel upright near a wall of their open-air enclosure, then climbed it, which allowed them to escape.
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Re: Harambe

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:29 pm

After all, they do have opposable thumbs and walk upright. :)
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Re: Harambe

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:16 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:14 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Harambe

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:44 pm

So ... are you saying you're not interested in going out with me?

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Re: Harambe

Postby Witness » Mon Jun 18, 2018 12:45 am

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

Postby Cheetah » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:22 am

https://www.adweek.com/creativity/stock ... ral-poses/

Stock Art Services Agree to Stop Accepting Images of Wild Animals in ‘Unnatural’ Poses
PETA persuades sites to limit shots to zoos and natural habitats

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