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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:52 pm

Standards and Practices would come up and say, "You can't say 'midget.'" . . . The woman [from Standards and Practices.--Ed.] said, "You can't say 'midget' on air! That's like saying 'the N-Word!'"

And John said, "No, it's not! Because you just said 'midget!'"

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Re: A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:41 pm

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Re: A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by shemp » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:25 am

At 60, I'm getting a lot closer to the "die" part. And I'm still working. I just want a few years between "work" and "die."
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:42 am

shemp wrote:At 60, I'm getting a lot closer to the "die" part. And I'm still working. I just want a few years between "work" and "die."
You have no idea how fast these "few years" will pass. :|

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Re: A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by ed » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:34 am

Witness wrote:
shemp wrote:At 60, I'm getting a lot closer to the "die" part. And I'm still working. I just want a few years between "work" and "die."
You have no idea how fast these "few years" will pass. :|
Sadly too true.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by sparks » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:13 am

Short time from womb to tomb, to be sure.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Bruce » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:32 am

Is cunt power measured in twatt•hrs?
Such potential!

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Bruce » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:26 am

:guitar: Cool. Got a thumbs up from sparks for my electric joke.
Such potential!

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:34 am

You were shocked.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by sparks » Wed Jul 04, 2018 1:07 am

Bruce wrote::guitar: Cool. Got a thumbs up from sparks for my electric joke.
Trying to come up with the appropriate equations defining same, but I've been drinking, and it's ... difficult .. you know. :shock:
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Fid » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:43 am

Bruce wrote:Is cunt power measured in twatt•hrs?
Seriously bro, you should write a book.
"Try SCE to AUX."
Yeah, me and an electrified atmosphere ain't friends.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:05 am

I have said this a hundred times, and I will say it again! There's nobody more dangerous than a sexually frustrated dude with a neckbeard connected to the fucking internet!

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:39 am

An idea starts to be interesting when you get scared of taking it to its logical conclusion.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Bed of Procrustes.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:44 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:50 am

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  • 2. Using the F-word in every sentence, multiple times
    5. Basing all behavior off a disregard for your own mortality
    7. Using gender neutral terms of address like ‘shitbird’ and ‘motherfucker’
    10. Using inspirational quotes in your self-aggrandizing email signatures
    “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.” Go ahead, put that quote in your email signature at your corporate job. We dare you. POG.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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