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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Sun Apr 29, 2018 6:20 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Bruce » Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:50 pm

Apparently there's more than one Mrs Bruce in the world.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:58 pm

You're married to a gorilla? :o
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Bruce » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:05 pm

:oops:
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Tue May 01, 2018 9:50 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 02, 2018 12:13 am

:) :) :) :) :)

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Wed May 02, 2018 11:49 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby sparks » Thu May 03, 2018 6:17 pm

Brilliant!

Also right in line with the stupid fucking email thingy "Requires immediate attention".

Fuck you! I've got more immediate concerns than your 'Requires immediate attention' bullshit. Fix it yourself, asshole! You broke it after all, dipshit.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Fri May 04, 2018 12:02 am

Nothing so absurd can be said that some philosopher had not said it.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Bruce » Fri May 04, 2018 4:31 am

"Do you have a gun, buddy? No? You should get one. You never know. One day, you might find yourself alone in a back alley, and it's cold, and it's dark, and well.........you're gonna need some money......" -Harland Williams
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Sun May 06, 2018 5:35 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Sun May 06, 2018 8:34 pm

“Happy people do not wake up for breakfast.”
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Sat May 12, 2018 3:22 am

Drowning is for pussies! Don't be a pussy!

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Bruce » Sun May 13, 2018 6:31 am

The world's deepest piece of garbage has been found.

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/201 ... ience-spd/

The Mariana Trench—the deepest point in the ocean—extends nearly 36,000 feet down in a remote part of the Pacific Ocean. But if you thought the trench could escape the global onslaught of plastics pollution, you would be wrong.

A recent study revealed that a plastic bag, like the kind given away at grocery stores, is now the deepest known piece of plastic trash, found at a depth of 36,000 feet inside the Mariana Trench. Scientists found it by looking through the Deep-Sea Debris Database, a collection of photos and videos taken from 5,010 dives over the past 30 years that was recently made public.


News like this used to horrify me as a young man. I even spent a number of years pursuing environmental chemistry in a heroic effort to save the planet, until I learned that no one......and I mean NO ONE......is paying chemists to save the planet. Not even rich hippies. You would think that would be priority 1 for a rich hippie, but no. Rich hippies make ice cream and wearable hemp products.

Now I read articles like this and and think GOOD! Humans are a speck on the geological time scale. We're sure to be nothing more than a curious thin layer in the earth's sediment, millions of years from now, when some visiting aliens take core samples from earth and study our planet's history.

Sir, there's a very thin layer in this planet's crust that has curiously high amounts of plastic, carbon dioxide, aluminum, and......caffeine. What could it mean?
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Sun May 13, 2018 1:03 pm

https://twitter.com/Oatmeal/status/995370144380547072

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby shemp » Sun May 13, 2018 2:14 pm

Bruce wrote:The world's deepest piece of garbage has been found.

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/201 ... ience-spd/

The Mariana Trench—the deepest point in the ocean—extends nearly 36,000 feet down in a remote part of the Pacific Ocean. But if you thought the trench could escape the global onslaught of plastics pollution, you would be wrong.

A recent study revealed that a plastic bag, like the kind given away at grocery stores, is now the deepest known piece of plastic trash, found at a depth of 36,000 feet inside the Mariana Trench. Scientists found it by looking through the Deep-Sea Debris Database, a collection of photos and videos taken from 5,010 dives over the past 30 years that was recently made public.


News like this used to horrify me as a young man. I even spent a number of years pursuing environmental chemistry in a heroic effort to save the planet, until I learned that no one......and I mean NO ONE......is paying chemists to save the planet. Not even rich hippies. You would think that would be priority 1 for a rich hippie, but no. Rich hippies make ice cream and wearable hemp products.

Now I read articles like this and and think GOOD! Humans are a speck on the geological time scale. We're sure to be nothing more than a curious thin layer in the earth's sediment, millions of years from now, when some visiting aliens take core samples from earth and study our planet's history.

Sir, there's a very thin layer in this planet's crust that has curiously high amounts of plastic, carbon dioxide, aluminum, and......caffeine. What could it mean?


It means that there was once a species that called itself "intelligent" but wasn't. But it won't be a total loss if they find Jimmy Hoffa.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Grammatron » Tue May 15, 2018 11:02 pm

Bruce wrote:I even spent a number of years pursuing environmental chemistry in a heroic effort to save the planet, until I learned that no one......and I mean NO ONE......is paying chemists to save the planet. Not even rich hippies. You would think that would be priority 1 for a rich hippie, but no. Rich hippies make ice cream and wearable hemp products.


What would a rich hippy need to fund that it would pay chemists to save the planet? Also what would chemist(s) be doing exactly? I am curious as this is a subject I am completely ignorant in.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Tue May 15, 2018 11:35 pm

Pyrrho wrote:https://twitter.com/Oatmeal/status/995370144380547072

Reminded me of this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM3fglmaRrA

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed May 16, 2018 1:50 am

Grammatron wrote:
Bruce wrote:I even spent a number of years pursuing environmental chemistry in a heroic effort to save the planet, until I learned that no one......and I mean NO ONE......is paying chemists to save the planet. Not even rich hippies. You would think that would be priority 1 for a rich hippie, but no. Rich hippies make ice cream and wearable hemp products.


What would a rich hippy need to fund that it would pay chemists to save the planet? Also what would chemist(s) be doing exactly? I am curious as this is a subject I am completely ignorant in.


I think there's a lot of conceivable things that chemists could do to "save the planet" like making plastic materials that break down in nature rather than become trash that floats on the ocean or sinks to the bottom of it. I guess one of the problems is that those plastics don't have quite the same properties that you want from other standpoints.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Bruce » Wed May 16, 2018 2:04 am

We would do what we chemists do best, solve one problem by creating 10 more. :D
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