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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:29 pm

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:09 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby shemp » Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:33 pm

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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:07 am

“If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.”
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Re: A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

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Memento mori… :|

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:30 pm

"I do not see in religion the mystery of the incarnation so much as the mystery of the social order. It introduces into the thought of heaven an idea of equalization, which saves the rich from being massacred by the poor."
– From: "Napoleon: In His Own Words" (1916)

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:08 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:50 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:17 pm

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby sparks » Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:20 pm

Fancy living on one of these streets, Winston.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:53 am

sparks wrote:Fancy living on one of these streets, Winston.


Luxury! Oh what we would have given to be allowed to live on the street!!
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:10 am

We were evicted from our street; we had to live in the lake!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby ed » Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:17 am

Lake!!??!

You mean you had water??????
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby shemp » Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:17 am

You had a lake? BLOODY LUXURY! We lived in a mud pit! That is, on the days we we're allowed to live, which was few!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:32 am

Mud pit? You had it easy! We lived under an outhouse! Dad worked as an asswiper...all we got for dinner was what dropped in on our heads.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Rob Lister » Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:39 am

Pyrrho wrote:Mud pit? You had it easy! We lived under an outhouse! Dad worked as an asswiper...all we got for dinner was what dropped in on our heads.


You had heads!? The shit went right down our windpipes!

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby ed » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:03 pm

Man, you guys had it easy.

I lived in Haiti.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby gnome » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:38 pm

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby sparks » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:42 am

Seconded. ed--FTW.
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