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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat May 23, 2015 3:59 pm

Bruce wears hite gloves and a formal ball gown
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Bruce » Sat May 23, 2015 8:14 pm

Come here and say that.
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Just a little closer. :twisted:
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby ed » Sat May 23, 2015 11:23 pm

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat May 23, 2015 11:50 pm

Bruce wrote:Come here and say that.
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Just a little closer. :twisted:


White gloves...formal ball gown.

Your move, Brucey-boy
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Witness » Sun May 24, 2015 1:08 am

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That's not what you could think (details)… :D

From the ChemBark blog.

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Bruce » Sun May 24, 2015 8:48 am

Definitely going to need that XL for Nyarl. :D
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 23, 2015 2:08 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZcFAqmVJng


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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Bruce » Sat Sep 12, 2015 2:42 am

Don't try this one at home.

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Really, when a chemist tells you this is dangerous, it really IS dangerous. You're starting with a deadly poison, lighting it on fire, which releases extremely poisonous gasses, and the residue left behind is every bit as poisonous. Nice of them to warn you about it after showing you how to open a cool portal to hell and watch poisonous tentacles materialize through it. :roll:
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:34 pm

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 21, 2015 11:33 pm

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby gnome » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:53 pm

People, we've missed something...

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Bruce wrote:0% Gazing thoughtfully into beakers full of colorful chemicals in a spotless lab coat and looking damn sexy.


Bruce thinks this guy is sexy!!!

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Grammatron » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:25 pm

But we already know Bruce has a thing for Asians.
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Bruce » Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:19 am

Must be a slow news day. :roll:
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Grammatron » Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:05 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:18 am

It is true chemists have more fun?

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Witness » Wed Feb 24, 2016 3:58 am

My favorite periodic table:

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:31 pm

Pings wife works with electronics...and has asbestos hands.

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She's handy to have around the house during Thanksgiving because she can also pull the turkey right out of the oven without having to find an oven mitt.
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:35 pm

"She" is a sexbot, and the rest of that stuff is fetish gear for a particular subculture.

Not that there's anything ... :BigGrin3:
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Mar 11, 2016 4:00 pm

A soldering iron fetish sounds painful.

On OR off.
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Mar 11, 2016 4:04 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:A soldering iron fetish sounds painful.

On OR off.


It's just a prop. Not plugged in or anything.

I think. :notsure:
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