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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:04 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:49 pm

Our friends the pythons:
The Independent wrote:Woman swallowed whole by 23-foot python in Indonesia

Victim was eaten in cornfield – despite being armed with a machete

Wa Tiba, 54, left her home on Muna island to visit her cornfield on Thursday night, according to the Jakarta Post.

The field is about half a mile from her house, surrounded by cliffs, caves and a certain number of reticulated pythons – the longest snakes in the world.

These snakes normally feed on smaller mammals. Attacks on humans are supposed to be as rare as winning the lottery and being struck by lightning at the same time. Yet last year, a man’s body was extracted from a 23-foot python, in an incident captured on a gruesome YouTube video.

When Ms Tiba failed to return by Friday morning, her sister went to search for her alongside around 100 people from the village of Persiapan Lawela. They found only Ms Tiba’s footprints, her flashlight, her machete and slippers.

The snake was found a few dozen yards from Ms Tiba’s belongings. It was 23 feet long and so bloated it could barely move, with a large bulge midway down its body.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/python-eats-woman-swallowed-whole-indonesia-persiapan-lawela-a8402916.html

Sky News wrote:'Unbelievably huge' python fried for feast after fight with villagers in Indonesia

An Indonesian security guard nearly lost his arm in his attempts to catch the 26ft snake, but was saved when villagers stepped in.

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https://news.sky.com/story/unbelievably-huge-python-fried-for-feast-after-fight-with-villagers-in-indonesia-11067606

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:54 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:18 am

"My hand will make your pussy explode."

No . . . wait. . . . .

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:25 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:46 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:29 pm

That is a mutherfucking pal.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:44 pm

Doctor X wrote:"My hand will make your pussy explode."

No . . . wait. . . . .

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Postby sparks » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:50 pm

Rob Lister wrote:That is a mutherfucking pal.


No shit. With friends like that one, enemies will be very afraid indeed.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:59 pm

Looks staged. Croc is too slow.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:02 pm

It is a crock?

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Postby Grammatron » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:35 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

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Postby Doctor X » Sun Jun 24, 2018 3:00 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:48 am

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Ants?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:50 pm

eek. crabs?

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:34 pm

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Early stages of Seafood Fettuccine?
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