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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed May 02, 2018 8:39 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Thu May 03, 2018 12:20 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Thu May 03, 2018 1:27 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Thu May 03, 2018 10:14 am

Friendship is AARRRRRGGGHHHHH!

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Thu May 03, 2018 4:05 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Thu May 03, 2018 4:14 pm

For a minute there I thought Abdul posted that.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Thu May 03, 2018 6:12 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Image


Adorable. Specially since it has the Weyland-Yutani trademark on its ass! :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu May 03, 2018 10:37 pm

Quick use your gun or knife!
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Thu May 03, 2018 10:40 pm

Where the fuck is my smoker?!

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Fri May 04, 2018 2:02 am

Pepper bacon and chops my friend. Pepper bacon and chops. Well, maybe some ribs and a roast too, Umkay?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Bruce » Sat May 05, 2018 1:54 pm

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If you don't get it, try reading it a couple more times. :wink:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat May 05, 2018 8:58 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Sat May 05, 2018 10:39 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Sat May 05, 2018 10:47 pm

Witness wrote:Image


Taken at a Holiday Inn Express pool, I presume?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat May 05, 2018 11:42 pm

Okay which one of you guys left a dead cat by my mailbox.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Sun May 06, 2018 12:02 am

Pyrrho wrote:Okay which one of you guys left a dead cat by my mailbox.
Not me, I would have put it in the mailbox. :mrgreen:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Sun May 06, 2018 12:04 am

And I'd have left a dead skunk.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun May 06, 2018 12:12 am

Witness wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:Okay which one of you guys left a dead cat by my mailbox.
Not me, I would have put it in the mailbox. :mrgreen:

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Interesting, because it was a tabby just like that cat.
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