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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:26 am

Gram's animation is pleasant but doesn't do justice to the magnificent diatoms. Their structures are so small they can be used to test microscope optics:

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And they are nice imaged with a scanning electron microscope too:

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Well, at least their skeleton – which is made of silica!

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:58 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:32 pm

And then the albino pythons take over the world? Holy shit, we're doomed!
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:44 am



:shock: They have suction cups – explain that, skeptics!

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:11 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:23 pm

shemp wrote:"To the Batcave, Robin!"


Not quite. More like: "Welcome to dinner."
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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:57 am

"Fuckin' loiter in my garden!"

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Glorious Red Sox 14 MFYs 1

BOSTON — In the sixth inning, as things began to unravel, Red Sox fans began one of their favorite chants: “Yankees suck! Yankees suck!”

On Tuesday night, they were not wrong.

The Bombers looked awful in seemingly every facet of the game — as they were embarrassed by the Sox, losing 14-1, at Fenway Park.

Luis Severino gave up four runs in the first two innings — five overall. Tommy Kahnle and Chasen Shreve combined to give up nine runs — in the sixth inning alone. Miguel Andujar committed an error at third.

The New York Daily Fail
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Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:51 am

:evil:

(As a consolation, I have Mookie Betts on my fantasy team, so it's not all bad.)
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:02 am

People like Tommy Kahnle and Chasen Shreve are not fit to grace the Fenway mound with their presence. Their kind earn their just deserts.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:49 am

Anaxagoras wrote::evil:


A MFY Fan?

Explains the Loli Tentacle Hentai.

But I have enough sense to pick a winner for my Dungeons & Dragons game.


Then this is for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsKfvnXbdXk

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:54 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:20 am

Should that not be in the Skeptics Keep Off the Snow thread?

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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