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Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Sun Sep 28, 2014 1:25 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Sep 28, 2014 1:55 pm

"Battle of the roving alimentary canals."
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:45 pm

Impressive!

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby The Joker » Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:38 am

If they do not get the joke, pull the rope and let them choke!

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Bruce » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:30 am

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http://www.salon.com/2014/10/08/susan_g ... _the_cure/

Susan G. Komen for the Cure, the foundation known for painting everything pink and, in one extremely controversial decision, pulling its grants from Planned Parenthood, has found a partner in Baker Hughes, a major drilling services company. The result: Baker Hughes is rolling out one thousand pink drill bits this October. Seriously.

The oilfields giant, which also donated $100,000 to the foundation, boasts that it’s “doing our ‘bit’ for the cure.” Get it? It’s a pun. A horribly misguided, pinkwashing attempt at a pun.


Drill bit.

Right. :wink:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:01 am

"Pinkwashing"?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:03 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:54 am

Anaxagoras wrote:"Pinkwashing"?


Being an eeeeevul corporation destroying The PlanetTM, and trying to put a good face on it by supporting breast cancer research.

Because eeeeevul corporations destroying The PlanetTM couldn't possibly really be in favor of breast cancer research. Because they are not people, they are corporations (and therefore really want women to die horribly).
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Postby Witness » Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:47 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:49 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:"Pinkwashing"?


Being an eeeeevul corporation destroying The PlanetTM, and trying to put a good face on it by supporting breast cancer research.

Because eeeeevul corporations destroying The PlanetTM couldn't possibly really be in favor of breast cancer research. Because they are not people, they are corporations (and therefore really want women to die horribly).


I'm sure the author doesn't drive a car or ride in airplanes or anything, right???
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Postby Pyrrho » Sun Oct 12, 2014 8:48 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Badger » Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:34 am

Totally NSFW Hick Hop because of the underboob
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:28 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:58 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Bruce » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:01 am

Rob Lister wrote:Image


:shock:

:Green:

:BlowChunks:

Sorry.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:44 pm

It was "just a joke", but by popular demand it is now totally real and for sale. 8)

https://squareup.com/market/liartownusa

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Bruce » Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:24 pm

Definitely not a kitten.

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