Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby shemp » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:37 am

Looks like it was designed by the same people who were designing tanks.
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Witness » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:01 am

shemp wrote:Looks like it was designed by the same people who were designing tanks.

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:03 am

shemp wrote:Looks like it was designed by the same people who were designing tanks.


The parts were probably interchangeable too.
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:45 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:19 pm

"Shown actual size."

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:13 pm

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby shemp » Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:23 pm

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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby sparks » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:33 pm

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:15 pm

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:55 am

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:14 am

She also better douche with Lysol.

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:00 am

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby sparks » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:29 pm

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Still alive. We must assume she's still feeding on the souls of Helpless Childrenz(tm) as well... :)
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Witness » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:30 pm

sparks wrote:Grammy's Grammy!
Still alive. We must assume she's still feeding on the souls of Helpless Childrenz(tm) as well... :)
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:47 am

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:33 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


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