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Re: Russia

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed May 16, 2018 2:33 am

Grammatron wrote:Japan loves these characters. I saw them in several train stations being used to promote platform safety


This I can confirm. He's got a friend who is a crocodile. He lives in a house, walks on his hind feet and wears clothes. His day job is as an animal at the zoo, where, after clocking in, he takes off his clothes and lies down to be like a real animal for the kids to see at the zoo.
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Re: Russia

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Re: Russia

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 18, 2018 8:51 am

#1 world wide.

None of that "Is Russian invention tovarishch" shit.

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Fri May 18, 2018 4:12 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:USA! USA! :)
Tu quoque? :|



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Abdul Alhazred wrote:None of that "Is Russian invention tovarishch" shit.

British Dictionary definitions for tovarisch
tovarisch
/təˈvɑːrɪʃ; Russian taˈvariʃtʃ/
So you better write "t(o/a)varishtch". Or keep with the bastardized English version.

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Re: Russia

Postby Grammatron » Fri May 18, 2018 6:28 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Russia

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 18, 2018 10:50 pm

Accurate or not "tovarishch" is the canonical transliteration.
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Re: Russia

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri May 18, 2018 11:18 pm

Is Viagra the joke or does the sign say something funny in Russian?
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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:27 pm

↑ It says quite explicitly "avoid faltering erection, buy Viagra", but it's slang, "goniat' vialovo" ~ to chase/hurry the limp/wilted (one), meaning you have trouble concluding.

Perhaps there is a pun as Viagra and vialovo sound vaguely similar? I'll defer to Grammy who certainly knows these things (I mean Russian slang, of course) so much better.




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Re: Russia

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:41 pm

Spoiling them again! :x
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Russia

Postby Doctor X » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:49 am

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Re: Russia

Postby Grammatron » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:54 am

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Russia

Postby Doctor X » Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:30 am

Can't punch?

Buncha pansies! I thought Vlad I was getting rid of the pansies.

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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:18 am

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Re: Russia

Postby WildCat » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:19 am

The "stop a douchebag" guys, who try to keep people from driving on sidewalks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1jGNd4Deys

Woman driver gets mad, opens her trunk and pulls out... shoes and a snow brush?
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Re: Russia

Postby Witness » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:36 am

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Norilsk. Photo by Elena Chernyshova.

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Re: Russia

Postby sparks » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:23 am

Well. That looks inviting, eh?
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Re: Russia

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Re: Russia

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:09 am

Great shot
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Russia

Postby sparks » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:13 am

Too perfect.

Probably 'shopped. Or perhaps just fantasy.
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