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Re: Vertigo

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:31 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Vertigo

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:33 am

Spoiler alert they don't die in this one
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Vertigo

Postby Doctor X » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:12 am

But in another?!

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Re: Vertigo

Postby Witness » Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:00 am

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Re: Vertigo

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:17 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Vertigo

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:21 am

Fortunately, he wears a crash helmet.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Vertigo

Postby Grammatron » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:29 am

Safety first!
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Vertigo

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:36 am

Too many years ago, I was in a café where two female police officers sat down. As much as I wished the story involved:
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I never believed the letters I read here, until one day. . . .
letter.

Instead, I noticed one of them kept banging her back against the wall. It took me a bit to figure it out. I happened to have a ruler, which I lent her, and she happily used it to scratch her back underneath her bullet-proof vest.

"It's not like this is going to stop anything they'll shoot me with. They'll just dig around until they find the serial number and know, 'Hey! Guess that was Jennifer!'"

So at least with the hat they will be able to tell to whom the horrible two blocks of "splat" belongs.


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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Vertigo

Postby Grammatron » Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:25 am

That almost reads like something out of Fight Club.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

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Re: Vertigo

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:07 am

hard hat, not crash helmet. Jesus.
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Re: Vertigo

Postby sparks » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:13 pm

Inseam is too long. Needs to be shortened up by about 2 inches.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: Vertigo

Postby Witness » Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:15 am

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