Stop calling me your "Junk"

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Stop calling me your "Junk"

Post by The Scrotum » Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:19 am

Families Jewels is appropriate.

I can even tolerate nuts, nads, huevos, balls, and cajones.

But "junk"? Who the hell came up with that? It's damn disrespectful.

Now that we've cleared up that pet peeve.......would you mind scratching behind lefty?
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Re: Stop calling me your "Junk"

Post by Witness » Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:44 am

Perhaps following extract from Benjamin Péret's Les rouilles encagées (spoonerism) will have a soothing effect?
En un instant elle fut près de lui et, déboutonnant son pantalon, lui saisit les couilles de la main gauche, les soupesa, passa sa langue sur ses lèvres et murmura :

– By Jove ! Quels morceaux ! Aussi grosses que les boulets de la bataille de Crécy.
Rough translation:

"She soon was next to him and, opening his fly, took his cojones in her left hand, seized them up, licked her lips and whispered:
- By Jove! What pieces! As big as the cannonballs at the battle of Crécy!"

(Historical realism isen't guaranteed.)

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Re: Stop calling me your "Junk"

Post by Grammatron » Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:10 pm

Scrotum adventure
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Re: Stop calling me your "Junk"

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:49 pm

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Re: Stop calling me your "Junk"

Post by Fid » Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:43 am

I would suggest a through rinse followed by a nice fan on the objects of contention and when dry apply corn starch powder. (not talc!)
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Re: Stop calling me your "Junk"

Post by Fid » Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:02 am

Little known fact...the porn Rube Goldberg machine employed me dad's knockers.
I'm pretty sure they scouted the early Apollo missions using this technology.
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Re: Stop calling me your "Junk"

Post by Grammatron » Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:44 pm

Put your money ball where your mouth is....for science! (not literally)

A guy makes a demonstration that a car battery connected to one's scrotum isn't dangerous.
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