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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by shemp » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:19 pm

fuckin' ghouls
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:21 pm

Don't look at me, I've got the war criminal.

The world will be a little bit better place when I win. :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:17 am

Me too.

Plus I get more lulz.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:35 am

Ruth Bader Ginsburg cannot die until noon on Jan. 20th, 2021.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by gnome » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:38 am

Weekend at Ruthie's?

That sounds like one for the movie trailer thread.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:25 am

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:50 am

Thats "Bader" you sexist, anti-semitic, racist, fascist, thug, limey, bastard, tosser, wanker ... <whew.. outrage is tiring>
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:00 am

AC: You misspelled Binsburg. :BigGrin3:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by shemp » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:09 pm

It's Ruth Gaydar Ginsburg.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:14 pm

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please, think of Keith
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:03 pm

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
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Bruce: Stan Lee
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ed: Ruth Gaydar Bintsburg
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:41 pm

It's perfectly clear: People aren't dying quickly enough to keep this thread interesting.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:51 pm

The evil bastard just won't die. :evil:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by shemp » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:30 am

sparks wrote:It's perfectly clear: People aren't dying quickly enough to keep this thread interesting.
To paraphrase The Yogi, "If people don't wanna die, how ya gonna stop 'em?"
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by HghrSymmetry » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:35 am

De-Bunk is the winner.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:21 am

Sure enough!

This one's for you De-Bunk!! :De_Bunk:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:48 am

Congratulations, De-Bunk. :)

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:50 am

Aaand we're off again.

I'm staying with William Shatner.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:36 am

Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissenger
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:34 am

Sticking with the electrician.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.