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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:15 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Why Whitney Houston?

Some connection with Billy Graham?



Negative, other than maybe Billy wasn't her greatest fan.

Next round: Kirk Douglas.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby sparks » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:23 am

"Some connection with Billy Graham?"

You mean, outside of the fact that they were both cunts?

Oh, I'm sorry: Billy was a cunt. Whitney merely had one.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:46 am

I'll stick with Mel. He's 2000 years old, so it can't be much longer.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby sparks » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:43 pm

I would humbly remind you that these are supposed to be shots of Whitney on her ass intoxicated. Now, get off your butts and lose those glam shots! :x
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:14 pm

I can't read her mind, so I will giver her the benefit of the doubt that the blissful expression is due to intoxication. :p
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:59 pm

AA, I would recommend the one on the right side;

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:28 pm

From experience: the one on the right is far more fun but may have issues. The one on the left is really no fun at all and certainly has issues.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:30 pm

Confirmed.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby izittrue » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:45 pm

Kirk Douglas for the secret square.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby sparks » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:24 am

Sticking with the Polish electrician here.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:56 am

izittrue wrote:Kirk Douglas for the secret square.


iz, looks like someone beat you to that choice (check top of this page).
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:45 am

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby izittrue » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:09 pm

:)
HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote:Kirk Douglas for the secret square.


iz, looks like someone beat you to that choice (check top of this page).

But I had him pages ago. :wink:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:45 pm

izittrue wrote::)
HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote:Kirk Douglas for the secret square.


iz, looks like someone beat you to that choice (check top of this page).

But I had him pages ago. :wink:


Oh, I suppose I wasn't informed of the rule change. :wink:

And btw, you and Ny's wasted Houston avies could use a little work.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:21 pm

Abdul Alhazre:........... 1/2 credit (non wasted shot).
shemp:....................1/2 credit (non wasted shot).
sparks:....................full credit, wasted shot.
asthmatic camel:.........MIA
Anaxagoras:............. 1/2 credit (non wasted shot).

Oh well, maybe better results next time.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:50 pm

HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote::)
HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote:Kirk Douglas for the secret square.


iz, looks like someone beat you to that choice (check top of this page).

But I had him pages ago. :wink:


Oh, I suppose I wasn't informed of the rule change. :wink:

And btw, you and Ny's wasted Houston avies could use a little work.


I wasn't in the last couple of rounds
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:53 pm

HghrSymmetry wrote:Abdul Alhazre:........... 1/2 credit (non wasted shot).
shemp:....................1/2 credit (non wasted shot).
sparks:....................full credit, wasted shot.
asthmatic camel:.........MIA
Anaxagoras:............. 1/2 credit (non wasted shot).

Oh well, maybe better results next time.


How about now?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:17 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote::)
HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote:Kirk Douglas for the secret square.


iz, looks like someone beat you to that choice (check top of this page).

But I had him pages ago. :wink:


Oh, I suppose I wasn't informed of the rule change. :wink:

And btw, you and Ny's wasted Houston avies could use a little work.


I wasn't in the last couple of rounds


I changed anyway, as a show of good faith
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:27 am

Abdul Alhazred........... 0 credit. welched and went back to regular avie before the 2 week minimum.
shemp:....................full credit, changed to wasted shot.
sparks:....................full credit, wasted shot.
asthmatic camel:.........MIA
Anaxagoras:............. 1/2 credit (non wasted shot).
Nyarlathotep:.............1.5 credits (bonus points for changing when not in this round).

Updated.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Bruce » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:29 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:Stan Lee


I've had my bets on Stan Lee for years now. :|
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