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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:20 am

I wanted to post that in the SJW thread where the MAGA saga was playing.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:32 pm

So, it's a win for shemp!

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:41 pm

Next round...

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner

And ed.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:22 pm

'bout time you noticed, you fag-o-cycling cunt! :D
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:35 pm

Oh boy, Billy Graham is tempting, but David Cassidy looks like a hot lead right now.

So put me down for Cassidy.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:52 pm

Sorry, disallowed, HS.

Pre-existing condition clause 1954.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:13 pm

I assume Charlie Manson is out?

Not for me. Of course I'm sticking with Henry. Just a point of information.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:58 am

Robert Mugabe?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Bruce » Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:28 am

Charles Manson
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby ed » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:17 am

Bruce wrote:Charles Manson


Nice try. That is called "edding": claiming a person in the dead pool who recently died prior to the claim.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:18 pm

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe (I'll allow this. I accept that being a psychopathic, monomaniacal, murdering cunt may be construed as a pre-existing condition by some...)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:23 pm

And Bruce...

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:28 pm

And ed's getting one of these for Christmas.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:26 am

asthmatic camel wrote:Sorry, disallowed, HS.

Pre-existing condition clause 1954.


Acknowledged. Yes, that would have been a turkey shoot.

Back to Graham then, thanks.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Bruce » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:16 am

asthmatic camel wrote:And Bruce...

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:42 pm

HghrSymmetry: Billy Graham
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Paulie Cicero » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:16 am

Hey! Rose Marie is 94. Was one of Al's molls.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:39 pm

We have a hit. Billy Graham.

For the humiliation avie: any of the blitzed/intoxicated Whitney Houston mug shots.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:47 pm

OK here goes.

Give me a few minutes to make her show up as an avatar.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:50 pm

Why Whitney Houston?

Some connection with Billy Graham?

While I'm at it, I'm in for Henry Kissinger again.

Die already Henry, OK?
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