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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Oct 15, 2017 12:36 am

Pyrrho posted this one somewhere else, but it goes here. :)

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:44 am

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A goat herder for sparks… :mrgreen:

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:43 am

Fainting goats should not attempt high risk sports.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:08 am

Not sure if this hasn't already been posted… :?

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:41 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:23 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:44 am

We shamefully neglect this thread! :oops:

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by shemp » Fri Dec 22, 2017 4:19 am

I already know the answer but I'll ask anyway: Why is that guy on the right not wearing any pants?
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:53 am

shemp wrote:I already know the answer but I'll ask anyway: Why is that guy on the right not wearing any pants?
As you can plainly see, the goat is almost in position and he wants to be ready.

He outranks the others. They will wait their turn.

It was the Middle Ages. Droit de seigneur, you know. :coolspecs:
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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by shemp » Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:43 pm

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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Wikimedia wrote:A Sheep and Goat, by Chinese painter Zhao Mengfu (1254 – 1322). Handscroll, ink on paper, 25.2 x 48.4 cm.

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Re: Goat of the Week

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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: Goat of the Week

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